And mostly right ever since...with a few exceptions.

E-Type.

MX5.

Another wagon that was designed by people who are too ashamed to be designing the wagon, so they destroy a lot of wagon's utility in favor of outrageous but still ridiculously stupid looks. If this is a wagon, why is the roof slopping down leaving so little rear head room and cargo space? And what's with the windows…

You think the average consumer knows any of Alfa Romeo's heritage? No, they don't, and they don't care to. They need to prove their name by making a GREAT product.

It's time to seal our garage floors with protective paints. The rust stains are coming!

Next summer suuuure. I'll just continue to sit back and wait for a proper Alfa return

With 70,000 miles on it, the original owner dumped it at just the right time before all the maintenance and malfunction headaches begin.

A used Audi with a Lamborghini motor. Yeah, this sounds like a great idea and will definitely not bankrupt you.

Well considering Audi owns lambo its really an Audi V10...wait that's not helping your reliability concerns is it?

Oh those Celicas...... be still my heart.

(did I really just use sexy and Toyota in the same sentence??).

It breaks wind

First traverse'd engined FWD car. Maximizing interior room and cuteness.

Rule #1 of Jalopnik...

Don't say slope. Someone may label you as a racist.