may be the first car i've ever seen with AIDS

Sorry, but these articles are "No shit" kind of posts.

I say it screams more Chevy Tahoe.

If I wanted to buy a car driven by cocks I'd lease a base model bmw or audi.

The time I spent working at a dealership they also had the universal terms for:

Rats: Someone with poor/bad/no credit

Lot Lizard: The people who just walk around the lot and never actually buy anything

Since the internet? Or maybe since the decided pushing an agenda is more important than news.

The NY Times is dying it self.

Well, driving is fun, and boating is fun- why not do both at the same time?

FWD or RWD, if you don't know what you're doing, you'll eat armco

Not often you see something like this...you know, a woman in bed with a Notre Dame football player under her own volition.

I know if I was an awesome 18-year-old football player I would definitely shoot for 42 year old porn stars to hook up with.

Most Tesla drivers I've met don't buy them because they are car guys; they are usually the furthest from that. They know very little about cars, and tend to have graduated up from a poorly maintained Corolla or Camry that many automotively clueless techbros (*sis?) can be oft seen in. They got the [Tesla] car because…

Huffington Post, Buzzfeed, and Upworthy can all die in a canoe fire.

I haven't read this article, but I just want to point out that puking is a pretty common reaction to anything you may see on huffington post.

Isuzu VehiCROSS Iron Man edition.

I believe that the resistance to Unionization comes from the employees. Why would you pay union dues when you are being paid more than anyone else in the state of Alabama for similar work, the workplace is safe, clean and quiet, and you get your lunch made fresh, subsidized by the company and on china plates with the…

I was hopeing to wake up this morning with some real numbers on the Miata. Still nothing? This is the biggest fuckup of a press rollout I've ever seen. Ok is looks fine but I sat through 2 1/2 Duran Duran songs before I realized they weren't going to tell us anything about the damn car. What a farce! And to hell with…

If only other manufacturers were as dedicated to dropping model weight without sacrificing quality like Mazda does. I've known of their tendency to do this for years and always impressed by what they manage to shave off.

I lament about the domestic cars nowadays, especially the "Sports/Muscle/Pony Cars" however you…

For the Official Car of Jalopnik? C'mon, we'd rather have this than Hellcat news.

Hey Raph, long time listener, first-time caller. Persons, that's the same as people, correct? Or are persons smaller versions of people? I'll take my answer off-air.