It’s not unlike most facilities run by governments in New York City Metro, that are not propped up with philanthropic investments. Trampled. Dog-earred. Moth-eaten. Probably looked okay when it was new. Now it’s desperately in need of refurbishment.

No, the best thing about the LGA approach is thinking you’re going to have a hard landing at Riker’s Island, and that you’re about to help bust out Snake Plissken.

Because actually writing about cars, and creating real content about cars, is hard. It’s even more difficult in New York City, a place where driving sucks, and parking is even worse.

I don’t blame her. If I was a tall celebrity and worked in New York City, I’d go for something that’s large, anonymous, and I don’t have to fold myself to get into. Plus, exiting with both grace and swagger is a plus. You never know when some dillfarb is going to be standing there with a camera.

I have no idea who Patrick Dempsey is. Seriously.

The bigger question is “How are gay porn stars who moonlight as prostitutes coping with the stock market meltdown in China?”

I did that exact thing on Tuesday and literally tried every brand in the store. I no longer have a Nolan head. My new Shoei is terrific and as soon as morning rush hour is over, I’m going to put some miles on it.

I think he calls that a female dog that no longer has her ovaries.

Yes, I appreciate what you mean. See the word “niggardly.” Just keep in mind that when you ask for a shovel to dig dirt and plant a tree in your yard, you’ll wish you’d asked for a spade.

Unfortunately, when GoPro develops a “new! improved!” mounting system for their cameras, the Tacomas will immediately become worthless, and we’ll then send them to third world nations.

To “call a spade a spade” is not a racist term, according to NPR.

The Hyundai Elantra GT was not on my radar until seeing one at the NYIAS.

Put a “For Sale” sign in the yard and get the fuck out of New Jersey.

More SUVs. More sporty products that recall exciting cars like the Bora and Khamsin. Rekindling Joe Walsh’s career, “My Maserati does 185. I lost my license, now I don’t drive. I have a limo, ride in the back,” which should be a Maserati.

The Golf Mk1 and Scirocco are the two best choices. These cars proved that beautiful design can be simple and most important, affordable. Everything else is just noise.

You obviously don’t know the history of the KKK. Yes, they did lynch whites too.

And in other news, record labels have started asking their musicians to stop using language that the left finds hateful, such as the n-word. ... Oh wait. Sorry. I just made that up.

But with a Greek surname, I seriously doubt she’s been in a Turkish prison.

I’m confused. Her surname is Greek. Then I hear Spanish, and the subtitles have subtitles. I have no problem with bunnies, kids, MILFs, etc. in the cockpit, provided the plane is flying, nobody is really at risk, and it’s intended to be a learning experience. But during pushback? Probably not a good idea.

The exhaust note will be awesome in the 510 hp guise. In the “lease it for $379 per month with $4000 cap cost reduction” guise, the answer will be “not-so-much.”