“Mr Alix..I have Faith Popcorn and Forrester Research holding for you on lines 6 & 7 respectively.”

Damn, it’s like 1999 all over again!

Yes, I get that. FCA might get lucky like BMW did when MINI launched. Or not.

Yes, it took more than 30 years for Audi to advance to the status symbol that it is today. Keep in mind though, their worst years were no better than Fiat’s worst years, AND they had that cock-up with 60 Minutes. For many Americans, it made Audi look bad and sales took a huge hit. For some Americans, it made both 60…

I wouldn’t buy either of these. I’d rather have a Lancia Fulvia. Sorry.

Customers can’t separate the infotainment system from the rest of the car. So it must be crap. Plus, picky high-end pain-in-the-ass I’m-special customers pay a lot for a car, and have extremely high expectations. If your first new car is just a little bit better than that crapbox you traded in, then it’s a…

Any car that requires a special tool to remove the roof panel is a crap car. Or another way of putting it, there’s a good reason that this model of Corvette has the same name as an explosive material.

It’s too small to milk.

No. A gentleman doesn’t kiss and tell. Next?

This is a no brainer. The e12 was readily available with a stickshift. The car did not feel large, yet it was roomy enough. It was comfortable on the highway, the visibility out of the windows left few, if any blind spots. And the cabin, in leather for the US market, was comfortable and not overwhelming with stupid…

and this is on Jalopnik because, uh, why? If it was a bus wreck in Topeka, KS would it merit being on Jalopnik?

Or, you could buy 75 of these used Mercedes-Benz S-class AMG sedans ... http://www.ebay.com/itm/Mercedes-B…

I’m all for taking roads and sidewalks, and turning them into solar panels. However, let’s first cover the roofs of every warehouse, distribution center, big box store, Walmart, Target, shopping mall, uncovered parking space that’s not covered, yet, hospital, etc.

Then we can talk about roads and sidewalks. ...

What about the blower who admitted to doing the president?

But Dr. Simeone is only a celebrity to car people who know about his collection. Unfortunately, my wife knows about Ralph Lipschitz.

You sir, are not alone in your assessment of The Ralph and his cars.

What? No Adam Carolla? Is it because his name is homophonic with such a common car? And if it wasn’t for Magnus Walker’s car stuff, who’d have heard of him? Or Jim Glickenhaus?

They could buy Greece. Then Greece could make Apple cars.

No. SUVs do not keep you safer in road rage incidents. SUVs are inanimate objects. Drivers cause road rage. Next question....

Steam powered automobiles. http://appraisal.carlislejohnny.com/wp-content/upl…

The still have trucks and trains. The sky isn’t going to fall on this one, either.