I can. And I would get a really big block of cheese and use those fins on the side of the car to grate it.

One of my friends traded up to it from the last model. He really likes it. And then winter set in.

"Stupid" people are deemed to be stupid through their behavior. So yes, making fun of stupid people is fair game.

I dunno anything about his son, nor do I understand what "fat shaming" is. Last time I checked, nobody in the U.S. of A. has a gun to his or her head when there is a fork in his or her hand. Nor have I heard of women funneling non-fat ranch dressing at sorority rush parties.

Now, I would be glad to "shame" the lazy…

"cratering faster than Edward James Olmos's face. "

Then they had their "Come to Jesus" moment, redefined the Adventure Bike market, and now they own that market in ways that are just unspeakable in polite company.

My brother has a R1200c. I've ridden it once. It feels absolutely agricultural with regards to riding position and engine performance. It's definitely an acquired taste.

Yes, you could buy that Aston-Martin. People would still say, "Nice Jag!"

If I had one pound sterling for every celebrity outburst that's happened in my lifetime, I'd get a teal coloured twin-turbo six-cylinder Jaguar supercar from the early 1990s. Let it rest Jalopnik. Unless you're perfect.

It's still a great looking car. And who knew that one day, the twin-turbo 6-banger would become the default choice for a performance engine?

Bring a mechanic and buy a cheap Porsche

Yeah, billing a city for work you didn't actually do to get reimbursements you don't deserve is definitely what the government considers fraud.

Soccer mom and the plumber? I think I saw that movie.

No. It's not a "cheap diamond in the rough." It's a $500 parts car in which the seller is about $1300 upside down. If you think this is a "diamond in the rough," then NJ Path is just a few bucks short of being as elegant as the monorail at Walt Disney World.

Someone I know said, "No Subarus. I don't want everyone to think I'm a lesbian. Not that there is anything wrong with that."

What about unsophisticated schmucks who live in New York, Maryland, and California? Won't they buy them too?

I had one and I have not died. It was a nice car, and I'd go as far as to say in it's day, it was a great car, especially for the price.

Holy cow! And entire post on Jalopnik that I agree with. I now have to go to the doctor to repair the damage that occurred after a monkey flew out of my ass.

It's a good thing they wear those reflective day-glo yellow vests. It would be really sad, and messy, if the guy who drives the car into the container couldn't see the workers. And what's the British equivalent of "mon-back, mon-back, mon-back, at-tul-doo!"

"Really" "Creep" and "Masturbator" .... This begs the question of "Are there some non-creepy masturbators driving around in trucks?" Or is it the odd part of this story is that creepymasturbators usually drive Camrys.