When I was a pup, I went to the Stearman Fly-in in Galesburg, IL. About 33 Stearman planes were there, and there was an aerobatic show that featured one of them. The plane was not equipped with a fuel pump, so after a few seconds of inverted flight, the engine cuts out.

Especially if someone else shoulders a portion, if not all, of the relocation costs.

Yes. $24,500 per job is peanuts compared to what New Jersey offered. Subaru got $114 million to stay, so to speak, in Camden.

I'm more impressed at the Lear Jet's capability to make that step climb after cutting the tape, although cutting the tape was cool.

Well, if I had to compensate for something, I'd drive a Corvette. But since I'm not compensating, I'll imagine that smell coming out of the vents of my Miata. And what I'd do then is duct tape them closed an put the top down.

So your making a conjecture that if one were to eat bad Indian food, and then SHostakovITch himself to death, and remain undiscovered after such death, that the crime scene investigation unit would, in fact, bear the brunt of this olfactory assault.

Sounds horrid. Lentils have that affect on me too.

No.

How different is "rotten ass" from just plain "ass"?

Absolutely correct. I've done this experiment with my rear wheel drive car with all season tires at stop lights where everyone was stalled out on the glare ice. Front wheel drive vehicles with cheap no-name tires couldn't get through. AWD Subarus with cheap no-name tires couldn't get through. My rear wheel drive wagon…

I agree completely. I have rwd and have no problem driving in winter.

Corollary to your true statement: "It's nearly impossible to explain this."

There is an exception to that. It involves defrosting the windshield. Sometimes, that takes cabin heat. Sometimes, you don't figure out the windshield is going to fog up on the inside until you get in, start to drive, and because of the moisture in your breathe, it fogs up on the inside.

Now, this never happens in my…

No, it still looks bad. So now instead of one fish in the school being deformed, it will have a buddy!

Jeebus, that is ugly and stupid. They're gonna sell the crap out of it.

So that means that Jalopnik's end of the world video will have something about cars in it?

Uh, yeah. Why is that a problem?

The worst part of the Deora? Not being able to find your surfboards.

Ugh. That's like a TTAC question. It reminds me of what my shop teacher, Mr. Petersen, said in 7th grade shop class. "If you're making a hole that's 3/4th of an inch or larger, well, that's boring."

Whatever happened to the rumors that Kia was going to use it's front-engine/rear wheel drive platform to build a sport sedan that could have been the spiritual successor to the Datsun 510?

No, I mean after you pay your sales tax, license fees, dealer prep, window etching, door edge guards, body side molding, polyglycoat, interior protection package, floor mats, lifetime tire rotation and nitrogen refills, dealer's advertising fee, and then the market adjustment, you'll be forking over $80k for this…