I too am an atheist who celebrates and loves Christmas. I love Christmas music too, though I don't listen to the Jesuss-soaked songs as much. Still can't keep me from listening to Celtic Woman's beautiful harmonies. I have family who don't live in the same country as me so this is also the time of year that I get to…

Christmas-loving atheists represent!! My tree makes Martha Stewart green with envy. My stocking are hung with goddamn CARE. My carefully-selected, hand-wrapped gifts are tasteful as fuck. And I can bake the shit outta some cookies, you better believe.

And I'm an atheist who loves the shit out of religious Christmas songs. I don't care what anyone says. The more Jesus in my Christmas songs, the more I love them.

I'd probably make her head explode. I'm an atheist who celebrates the FUCK outta Christmas. I LOVE it. Just not the, you know, religious aspects. But peace on earth, goodwill toward men? That's a notion I can totally get behind.

Don't even. Jordan Catalano forever.

If that is the level of written comprehension that comes out of that school then he's better off not going back.

HYPERBOLE IS THE GREATEST INVENTION IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!

My other celeb doppelgänger is Jewel Staite from Firefly.

The lonely rhinestones would make a great country band name.

That's great and all, but they had better explain some shit on Pretty Little Liars soon, or I am not buying that album.

Jezebel Secrets™: I like Jason Mraz. There, I said it.

Connie Britton's hair is my spirit animal.

I don't know who this is but I am LOVING her outfit.

Seriously, Connie Britton is one of the most gorgeous women on the planet. I almost said something stupid like "for her age" before remembering she's only in her early 40s. But something tells me she isn't going to look any different when she's in her early 50s. THAT HAIR. I understand why the football team were…

Eh. As his constituency and a college librarian. I care. It's just another sign of laziness, ineptness and general lack of capability.

Are you similarly confused about why some heterosexual males feel attracted to a homoerotic relationship between two women? Because while there are no doubt many varied complex explanations for each, neither is confusing if you just take it at its most basic: oh look, two hot people of the gender I find attractive…

There's an interesting intersectional labor argument in there, isn't there? Several people have also commented that "well, you can go out for burgers and fried chicken." So, maybe the traditional labor of "wife" has now been more effectively outsourced to low wage food service workers? Hmmm...

This reminds me of something I read somewhere, where men and women were both asked what their "comfort foods" were. Men tended to answer with things that are labor-intensive and/or complex to make - lasagna, meatloaf, fried chicken. Women tended to respond with convenience foods that don't require preparation -…

There is an interview with Cynthia Nixon (who was married to a man for a while and then a woman) where the guy was like "oh so you're a lesbian now?" And she said something along of the lines "For a long time I was in love with a man and now I'm in love with a woman. I found the perfect person for me and it turned…