I don't own any, but I guess I could. I definitely don't have to worry about headlights because my nipples are gone. I do have some dresses with deep plunge necklines that I have rocked.

I managed to get through almost the entire twerking phenomenon without much of a clear idea of what it involved. (Did the same with the Harlem Shake and Gangnam Style; yes, I'm Old, why do you ask?)

I have nothing important to add, except that I love that Dennis Haskins' twitter handle is @mrbelding.

Ack, I met my husband in grad school and I'm still pissed that I have such huge loans to pay back. I imagine I'd be even more pissed if I had to get stabbed 32 times to meet him.

Something horrible happened to me that I'm not willing to discuss... But without that thing, I really wouldn't have found the love of my life. We actually wouldn't have met if it hadn't happened. I wouldn't so much say that I am thankful for the horrible thing that happened, but I am extremely grateful to have found…

According to Speed, they don't last.

I think an article on the ways we ingrain sexism in our children is totally valid, don't you?

I love this article. Salient points , and a great guideline for anyone who is wondering whether to bring their child to this movie.

What about those of us who own LV bags and fly business/first class? And, what is wrong with flying coach? When I fly first class or coach, I dress the same way and carry the same luggage. Not everyone who buys them buys them for status symbols. I have many LV pieces without the LV logo. Why must people make fun of…

I'm sure I do things that would be unimaginable to many people in the world...buy food and let some of it spoil, for instance.

in the parallel universe in which I actually own an Hermes scarf, I probably would have so much money that I wouldn't really give a fuck if I ruined it. Hermes scarf filled with cronuts, Birkin bag to carry my cat, wearing Minolos to hike through a muddy trail, put my Burberry raincoat down over a puddle for an…

Yeah, it's all going into college trust funds for the girls, which is the most sensible use I've ever heard from a reality star.

Given Kal's history with Obama and his epically awesome takedown of Joel Stein's racist article a few years ago I am beyond disappointed in him for that tweet.

I was just discussing Kate Gosselin and how she went through all that money with friends. Everybody laughs at Mama June on Honey Boo Boo, but from what I can tell she's squirreling that away for when the camera's aren't there.

Oh Kal. I want to love you so much, but that's a pretty massive fail.

I don't know about Hayden, but I certainly get bummed out about not being Kristen Bell.

Selina Meyer 2016!!!!!!!

Yes, yes, good good (no, really). But...

I haven't had one either, living far, far away from NY, but my husband started called our fetus "Cronut" as a joke and it's sort of stuck. So I have a womb-Cronut and I don't even know anyone who has ever eaten one.

When this whole craze started up, I bought myself a glazed donut and a croissant, put one on top of the other, and ate them together. It was pretty good.