I love AFL. It’s much more exciting than rugby, IMO. Wish we could get more than a handful of games here in the states on something other than a pay channel.

“When you need precision racism, you can always count on a middle-aged white bumpkin.”

Do you play for this team? What is compelling you to defend a random Canadian baseball team so much? For someone whose whole point is “Don’t take it so seriously,” you’re taking it incredibly seriously.

Yeah, it’s all young, attractive men paying steep prices for small amounts of sexual stimulation.

I enjoy (good) boxing - so why does MMA seem so ugly and unwatchable to me? Help me out here.

Rygel’s addiction to sucrose put him #1 for me, but him and Pilot were the first things I thought of when I read the title:

The best is Billy trying to provide evidence for “his claim on the “best dribbler in the world” crown” by linking to his own article.

Not exactly. At first they wanted $120 million in subsidies from the state, plus free land, for a stadium along I-195, and that plan fell apart. The $38 million was a combination of city and state funding.

Awesome. You have better taste than I do. I’m proud of you. 

No-stir risotto in twenty minutes, with a pot I don’t have to watch.

I don’t disagree. By law, all Americans are required to find British accents sexy, but most of the joy of Natalie Doermer comes from Seeing Natalie Doermer. Hearing her is just a fringe benefit.

TI-83 support coming this Fall.

Struwwelpeter

Frying pan? Somebody was playing PUBG when everyone else went Fortnite. 

/Borat voice  “High Life”

Let’s be more pragmatic about this. Toss the average person into the ocean, and, after being momentarily alarmed, they’d soon get control, tread water, look around, and at least have a chance at navigating and/or surviving for at least awhile. If there are no nearby land, boats, or top secret US naval missions, they’d…

Albert leads with a petty and unnecessary insult but Patrick makes a way better case.

Yo mama so fat when she jump in the ocean she causes the loudest underwater sound ever recorded!

This was my motto during Thanksgiving.