Nope, haven't played any of those games you've mentioned, other than Black Flag. Used to play Puzzle Pirates as a kid though, haha. I'll check our Uncharted though...

I was praying that Drogon(I think that's it's name) was going to bite her head off and fly away at the end of th episode

Unexpected Thug Life classic:

Did they order a Brazilian of them? That would be a HUGE order.

...but we have been to Southeast Asia, where having any amount of drugs can get you killed.

Or you could try exuding confidence for once in your god damn life you disappointment.

This is so dumb. Isn't 150 hours sufficient for a shooter game? If you want a game that plays for hundreds of hours, try Civilization 5. I have over 300 hours in and I still learn something new each time, and don't think I've even met all the Civs .

Definitely check out Exiled. For my money, that's my favorite of To's ultra-stylish revenge shoot'em ups. In addition, its spiritual successor, Vengeance is currently on Netflix streaming. (Exiled is better though.)

I take pride in the fact that I helped to defeat kettle chips, even if this bracket was fucked from the start. SCORCHED EARTH POLICY TRIUMPHS.

Where can I vote for Piggy Poopballs?

theres a lot of kissing at superbowl parties?

you are an idiot. If you love kettle chips so much why don't you go out in the backyard and eat pebbles with the rest of the GODDAMNED ANIMALS.

Peanuts and mixed nuts both suck as snacks. Also cheese-its are far superior to doritos, no dusty flavoring residue is left on the fingers. I also go through an entire box of cheese-its every week. SO GOOD.

Kettle Chips over Salt and Vinegar? Who are you monsters?

Nacho Cheese Doritos are not better than Cheez-Its. What fucking planet is this? Am I taking crazy pills?!

My wife made an Easter Bunny cake once using some fancy mold. Bunny' small cute with white frosting and coconut fur but when you cut it open she had used red cake mix. This is afflicting but what the hell, we ate it anyway.

Honestly, I don't think it looks awful enough. This is supposed to be a KING'S QUEST GAME, DAMMIT. Where's the shitty, lazy fairy tale pastiche? Where's the cheesy art direction (Graham isn't a scrawny cartoon, he's a burly Harlequin romance cover)? Where's the abysmal Skinner-Box gameplay and puzzle design that…

Although i get your sentiment Nicholas, I very much understand Orian too...

Kings quest 6 for example had this... eerie but very awesome vibe about it. Also it had an omniscient narrator. This new one looks more comical than anything.

Awesome. Now post the GIF of Winston taking a knee to end the game.

The double points is a shitty gimmick designed to increase drama, but comes with the potential to totally screw everything up.