Dear Rand Paul,

Who knew Iggy Azalea read and commented on Jezebel? Amazing.

"Rape is a despicable, cowardly crime...."

You know who's still available?

I love this point in Mike Tyson's life where he's so self-aware and can be so damn compelling.

Levar Burton is fine right? Please guys don't take him from me.

maybe yes, maybe no... but standing up and calling out rape culture is something i would never condemn.

I just don't get it. It's like they don't understand humor, or costumes. How do you grow up and not understand that some dude beating up his wife is not a good Halloween costume? Because it was in the news, you should costume it? You wouldn't dress up in a "violent husband" costume, so why would you do this? It's not…

Hells yah, a Scarface reference, most underrated rapper ever (even houston doesn't show him nearly enough love).

Sorry, don't have time to watch a 25 minute video.

I feel like Avenger Oprah now: "And a rake for YOU! And a rake for YOU! And a rake for YOOOOU! RAAAAAAAAKES FOOOOOOOOR EVERYOOOOOOOOONE!!!"

See, what we're really missing here is the vaccine truther (IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK, GIVE ME A SECOND!).

I'm a Truther Truther. Truth is, the government sucks at doing things. The government can't pave a fucking road, much less do a drone strike without incinerating a wedding party in Yemen. What makes you think they can perpetrate massive, decades-long conspiracies? Having worked in government, including at levels where…

Is that a MarioKart Boostpad on his head?

Ash became concerned about his health when he couldn't recall the last time Texas had a decent starting quarterback.

This is an interesting, and somewhat solid theory, but it has one major hole in it. That hole is this guy:

Goku was originally sent to destroy the planet in the first place. It seems that Earth was destined to get ruled or destroyed by someone eventually, thank goodness Goku got that bop on the head early on.

Done.

Good for Mike, fuck that guy. Tyson has been working really on his play and was there to advertise that. The guy didn't need to throw a question like that to him.