That Nickelodeon decided to just bury one of their most brilliant and female-centric shows on streaming rather than on the air speaks volumes to what's wrong with kids programming these days.

Is that a MarioKart Boostpad on his head?

Mad Men. It is rubbish — there it is, I said it.

You say "battle," but this is creating great free publicity for both franchises (perhaps deliberately?).

It's Bruce Timm. He can do whatever the hell he wants and I will pay him money for it at this point.

Ash became concerned about his health when he couldn't recall the last time Texas had a decent starting quarterback.

This is an interesting, and somewhat solid theory, but it has one major hole in it. That hole is this guy:

Goku was originally sent to destroy the planet in the first place. It seems that Earth was destined to get ruled or destroyed by someone eventually, thank goodness Goku got that bop on the head early on.

Done.

Good for Mike, fuck that guy. Tyson has been working really on his play and was there to advertise that. The guy didn't need to throw a question like that to him.

Update: Mike Tyson Elected Mayor of Toronto

I am Glute.

Someone's going to do it...

So Joan Rivers is out of her coma, now?

Prometheus... all of it.

To this day, it makes no frakking sense. Why go to all that trouble? Why keep creating/tolerating the One, especially when one of your own programs is trying to use the One to overthrow you? Why even...gah. Now my head hurts again.

The hobbits simply walked into Mordor.

Gotham City has a jail? I thought they just stuck everyone in the revolving door of Arkham Asylum.