We need a wave of hard leftists in office. Take this shit, reverse it, and then go even further. Use every dirty tactic and manipulative loophole to do it.

I am not sure why you are reacting this way. The joke, while dark and satirical, wasn’t disrespectful to the deceased.

If you’re not from Brazil, it’s hard to understand the magnitude of this tragedy.

He’s concentrating on camp; he knows hard work will set him free.

I think he was referring to all the teenage pregnancies y'all have up there in SF.

"Fucking hell, Joseph Heller. I've seen heavy-handed, but this: Yossarian must recognize the chaos of war and the paradoxes of military service in the viscera of another man? I of course know the novel is important, but Christ, how the hell am I supposed to write a term paper about this?"

Look, if you've ever been under the tyrannical reign of a high school marching band director who is just really fed up with your shit, you stupid idiots, and who got into this because he genuinely loved music in college and thought he could pass that joy on but now all you scum-sucking assholes can't even nail your…

Would love to, but first I have to read Snooki's memoir and then listen to the complete works of Limp Bizkit.

I can't be the only one who read that lame, half-prank story waiting for the twist where Vandy's is really a front for w/e the fuck Marvin Harrison is up to.

[sends JJJJJDDDD back in time]