I finished every game I played last year except one. I also only played four games last year.

He's pretty I fire right now isn't he?

That was pretty funny.

No.

Same. At first I was like, "I don't know if want to place this game" but then I was all, "wait a minute! I have to save a hot goth lady? Boom! I'm in!"

"right now, we don't have plans to put the game on Wii U." - Every Game Company

True enough.

Wait so does this mean this will work on a Kindle Fire?

I wasn't. I was typing with eyes closed.

It's 2014. I'm over games based on the Alien universe. I'm ready for something new.

Falcon Northwest - Tiki, the new album by Kayne West dropping in 2014!

Let me get this straight, console owners are supposed to be won over with THIS? At those prices?

Couldn't agree more. Video games have been ripping off the Alien universe so long that even if a developer came out with an official Alien title it's likely going to feel pretty stale right out of the box.

CORRECTION: Gabe Newll Learned Computers At Microsoft, Beer At Harvard, and Abiding from The Dude.

I tried explaining this exact thing to my seven and eight year old nieces but they just looked at me blankly and went back to playing Minecraft.

I guess Valve considered him a...*puts on sunglasses*...Persson of interest.

What ET fiasco? When he tried to phone home? Dude! He totally did it! He phoned home! He fucking phoned home!

Here's the thing, this show is terrible every...single...year and the segments that we are interested in are available online later that night sooooo maybe everybody should do what I do, skip the broadcast and watch the highlights later online. That way you skip out on the tedium and get nothing but the good stuff.

The VGX were an inside job!

I thought they were 4-20.