"TL;DR"

Jesus, just wait till these people encounter real first-world problems.

Ivy leaguers call each other "entitled" is such a hoot.

I hope this kid emailed back "lolol didn't read."

3 > 2 . Whether you win by an inch or a mile, winning is winning.

Also:

No matter what the intentions of the game are, I just can't support anything from this sanctimonious, narcissistic jerk.

Too bad for Harry. Just missed the opportunity to get himself into a relationship with English royalty.

Is it just me or is Kim Jong-un looking chunkier than ever?

Beck should have sung it.

As a representative of the "American Heartland" woman, in my forties, I hate to break it to M. Hucks, but we've been smoking, swearing, fucking, and drinking in the flyover states for quite a while now. Wearing pants, voting, showing our ankles, the whole shebang. It's like we think we're people or something.

this is my day job.

True. It distracted from the sophisticated humor of the fake blowjob.

it's.. me.

Fuck off, chubby

Tell us a story about all the hi-jinks he and his ragamuffin partner get into!

Its kinda funny this came up. I have a friend who's a cop. Detective to be exact and loves his job. He came into a decent amount of family money, not sure how much but it was a pretty good amount and after properly setting everything up with an accountant and financial planner he splurged and got a lightly used…

Auction? A Ferrari? What Ferrari? Who said we had a Ferrari?

This is classic. It's almost unbelievable.