I applaud this decision. In fact there should be separate flights for men and woman. As a gay man, I look forward to a lady-free sausage flight.

You know you done fucked up when your own mother is happy you weren't home for Thanksgiving.

the one on the right triiiied to hold it together

"What was it like, raising these two?"
"It has not been easy." and then later, "I know we have to take responsibility for them."

I'm ROLLING.

She's so embarrassed by those two. That's the glorious part of all this. You can just picture her sitting there watching this, afraid the neighbors are all seeing her children duke…

LITERAL BEST MOM

Dear Moms of All Politicians Everywhere,

I remember years ago, a woman called into the C-SPAN morning show because she wanted to talk about conditions for injured soldiers at Walter Reed and how she was in Washington and had gone in to see them and was appalled at the state of the hospital. The host asked her some more questions and deduced (correctly) that…

You could actually see them turn into eight-year-old boys over the course of the segment. So good.

I wish every single pundit/politician on earth lived in fear of their mom calling them publicly on their shit.

That was beautiful. Simply beautiful.

"it's mom..." I can only hope to embarrass my kids, on that level, at some point in their lives.

She's glad they're going to their in-laws. LOL!!

I love this mom. And by love this mom I mean that I really do love her but I'm so glad she's not my mom.

This is f-ing comedy gold right here. COMEDY GOLD I TELL YOU!

This is the greatest fucking thing I have ever seen.

the queen referenced in the story was Mary I of England. She was also queen of Spain, but never of France. Her aunt was also named Mary Tudor and was queen of France, so it's an honest mistake.

My impression was that the hashtag isn't for educating black people about how nice the cops are to white people, but educating fellow white people on their own hypocrisy. It's a lot harder to say that these murdered black men were thugs and criminals who "got what they deserved" when white people admit to the same…

Dear racists. Fuck off... to a galaxy far, far away.

We are living in 2014, right?

Love how he basically told them to STFU. More actors in the sci-fi/fantasy genre need to start telling rage fans this.