A few months after the death of a baby my husband and I very much wanted, I found out that a friend had had an abortion. She was terrified to tell me because she thought that I would hate her for killing her child (her words) when I couldn't have mine. Her sister used me as an example of why abortion is evil. I was…

If you look close enough it looks like a parakeet

It cost me over $20K out of pocket for the IVF procedures my (then) wife underwent.

Thank goodness for mutts like my Henri Pablo Tadie Baron de las Lentejas.

Elan, if you're gonna shame a jerk, make sure it's a real jerk.

I've always been pro-choice, but now that I'm knocked up and have been researching ALL THE MYRIAD OF WAYS THIS PREGNANCY CAN GO HORRIBLY, TRAGICALLY WRONG, I'm an even bigger advocate, and hate these fake CPCs even more.

What if my wanted, loved child has horrible congenital defects that would make it incompatible…

That would be Aidan "Make My Panties Melt Off" Turner. If you haven't seen the UK Being Human, you should.

2 thoughts: I love the alien that is Coco Rocha.

Doesn't Hilaria Thomas use Baldwin as her surname now? Regardless, she's looking way more mature doyenne here than a woman of 29.

I miss Regretsy.

I didn't even read all the comments before I decided to respond. I am a 67 year old woman, and I admit I could not find a mate without computer assistance.

One of the easier shortcuts in nearly any version of Windows is the Windows+E keyboard shortcut to open Windows Explorer. I can't even being to explain how frustrating it is to watch someone right click on the start button and "explore" it.

I pick to the point of self injury. I'm not happy until I've extracted the sebaceous gland and squeezed the blood until only clear plasma is left. Sometimes I pick with fingernail clippers. I would rather have a wound than a blemish. I'm horrible, but the picking is soothing in its own twisted way.

I had a boyfriend for a number of years who had a whole bunch of large blackheads (1/2" diameter) on his chest. For years, I never said anything about them out of politeness, but secretly wondered how he resisted trying to extract them as there's nothing more satisfying to me than pushing trapped gunk out of my pores.…

Oh good. I was hoping to use this gif.

John shares his fix for hotel air conditioners that don't have built-in settings for turning the fan on:

My wife works at Walgreen's and is a nail art freak, so she has been losing her shit about this for weeks. She bought Ursula and Maleficent, though I'm pretty sure she has yet to really sit down with them (I think she's still fucking around with her Birchbox).

I dont think you understand how much credit SomethingAwful deserves for some of these things and for most of the good content on the internet.

Personally, I much prefer the Gregory Brother's country/bluegrass version...