My heart grew two sizes today!

Ha! This is exactly what my family will look like when our son is born this fall. *sniffle*

There is nothing not awesome about this video.

I teach middle school, and this is only sometimes true. The girls are relatively uniform in size (as much as a group ever is), but the boys range from "he might be 8" to "full-bearded woodsman."

Wait, so alcohol DOESN'T improve my dancing ability?
I've been living a lie.

Check out this great petition posted next to one of the ads: "This ad promotes negative stereotypes and prejudice about weight, race [and] class. Children deserve respect [and] joy. That's what we think."

OMG that little girl is so freakin' cute. The cuteness has reached some form of singularity. It's freakin' awesome!

I felt like I had this bra size and fit thing in the bag, with bras that felt great and made my boobs look way better than they could on their own (special thanks to my grandmother who had the foresight to teach a 15 year old A-cup and soooo embarrassed me how to properly plop my boobs into their cups, something that…

I got so screwed on the whole boobs and bras thing. My mom barely had enough breast to bother wearing a bra most of her life; after she had me she managed almost a B. She never thought much about bra fitting or proper support. Then I started developing in 4th grade and just didn't stop. She asked a busty friend…

I know she was kidding. I was kidding too.

Now I have survivor's guilt.

One of the first things I learned when I developed a nut allergy as a kid was that I could not swap food with other kids, and that I needed to know where my food came from. I still don't eat suspicious snack mixes at parties, and I never touch baked goods I'm not 100% sure of. Besides that quickly learned lesson I…

We're not allowed to like each other anymore. In fact, I'm going to foster a sense of hostility.