NEVER FORGET.

I only ever use the YSL Touche Eclat over a stronger undereye concealer. It does so little on its own, but I do find it reflects and photographs nicely.

Oh my gosh are you talking about the blender egg? I scoffed at it and then recently made a Sephora employee talk me into getting it (this is how I function) and it has CHANGED MY LIFE. I love it so much, I don't ever want to apply my tinted moisturizer without it.

Scrunchies are so hot right now.

There's a reason I rolled with the example relating to women. I'm a woman. I am not black. (I'm not white either, for what it's worth). As such, I'll stick to examples that pertain to my own experience, because I'm better equipped to address them. While I respect their contributions to the current situation, I don't…

Well here's what I will tell you - if you and your girlfriends refer to each other as "bitch", people are going to associate you with a "bitch", and sometimes people are going to slip up and call you "bitch". And then you're going to act like they are disgusting sexist pigs for doing so.

Jesus. I have 'em bad too, and recently had an incident that took me to the ER. Turns out I have a couple sweet cysts on my ovary. Have you ever been checked out?

You're a god damn hero is what you are.

And it lasts for hours at a time, for usually 2-4 days. :(

Pretty much. I'm definitely on the modest side of the wedding wants, not for financial reasons but because it's my preference. The flip side is that I don't judge those who choose to spend more because it's their preference. (Two of my first wedding party experiences were for dear friends who spent 5k on dresses and…

Engagement rings are far from mandatory.

A median would be more telling, yes.

Hey, you know what's cool? If you click on a user's name, you can tell what and where else they've posted! Quick way to find out that you're absolutely incorrect in asserting that the vigilante OP is a Jezebel poster.

Dude, too soon.

I asked below, but does Lego even make real person likenesses?

I'm a giant Lego nerd, but does Lego generally produce real people likenesses? I'd love to see them continue to expand the generic women minifig line, as cool as this concept is.

(Also, expels, not expells?)

The 'product cocktail' is such a curly haired woman expression. Love it.

Oh my god, I'm dying laughing. That is exactly what I want to do whenever someone tells me to brush my hair!! (And these someones are inevitably on my dad's side, which is where the curls come from!) And I totally always had a boy cut as a kid because my hair was too much to handle!

My pleasure, I hope it works!! The only time I run my fingers through after that is when I'm planning to straighten it, and it's like this luxury in how simple it is to apply the product.