I have to assume they're fucking with us on purpose, to see if they can generate more clicks by using these ridiculous headlines. I only clicked to see if anyone commented on said headline, so I'm part of the problem. ALAS.

The wardrobe one! As a regular reader, I've never really thought of LH being skewed toward men, but I specifically remember a packing hack post that was so very male-centric. Please help those of us who can't use a 3-in-1 shower product pack!

Please excuse me for a moment. I'll be in my bunk.

BUT DID YOU SEE HIM DANCE??

I don't think I could have survived that.

This was possibly the greatest moment of my TV-watching life. Top five for sure.

Just the threat of the wooden spoon was often enough. I think I saw it used once or twice, ever, but the possibility was always worse than the actuality.

Oh dear, did someone try to take your Baby of the Pole? Which Pole? Like North/South or Polish?

You can tear my love of Christmas from my cold, dead hands.

I work for a retailer as well, and the planning for "holiday" started right after the last holiday period ended. Retailers want you to come in early, and often.

I'm almost impressed that an Xbox/NFL ad was targeted to Jezebel in the first place.

Exactly this. I'm not boycotting the NFL. I'm boycotting their sponsors. And I will let those sponsors know it.

Turn Out For What

As women, we have one job.

I don't have a position solution but maybe it is related to neck support/position. I get my migraines, and my friend got me a buckwheat pillow for my birthday one year. It's my go-to when I wake up with a headache.

This is what kills me. What woman doesn't know this? All of this? I get that this particular article is meant to be genuinely helpful, and is probably targeted at much younger women, but anyone over the age of 25 probably has a laundry list of tips they use to protect themselves. It's so fucking depressing that this…

Wedding band != engagement ring.

Mindy Kaling responded to a tweet of mine, does this mean we're actual friends yet?

I would like for the person who wrote this:

Winnipeg should never follow the word 'mountain' in any situation.