Oh, wow! No one cares. This post wasn’t meant for you.

The NBA was the original sport that played on Christmas, though. Baseball didn’t, nuh uh. It’s a good sport to, compared to the others, because the games are relatively quick and you don’t feel like you’ve wasted a bunch of time.

He loves winning Super Bowls more than he hates New England.

I hear this a lot. But is he really? What is your basis? Listen to him explain his rationale for his actions, and you realize, he’s not bad like it first seems.

Young Billy Corgan looks like Pitbull (Mr. 305, Mr. Worldwide, etc).

You’re mistaken. Those are the requirements in a court of law. Do you know why? It’s so we don’t put an innocent man behind bars.

First of all, there’s one of maybe 3 possibilities.

They aren’t “taught” that. They’re allowed to think like that because of inaction by fucking lazy parents who either are too much of a wimp to explain hard-to-discuss topics, or who simply don’t educate their kids about the world.

If that’s what you think, first of all, HAHAHAHAHA.

I’m pretty sure that’s the part where you’re supposed to step in and be a good parent and explain shit. It’s not even that fucking hard. I did it with my own daughter, who asked that very question; “how come the only girls I see are holding signs?”

What happens if you’re in an airplane and you laze another airplane, or like a police helicopter? Lol, good luck to the police helicopter, what’s it gonna do, pull over a 747? LOL.

That’s more of a driving issue than anything. It’s your responsibility to know the characteristics of your car. For instance, if I’m driving a really heavy truck, I need to know that it’ll take longer to brake from an equivalent speed compared to my Miata. Likewise, you have to drive a lot differently in the rain with…

That’s because Ferrari is the one team where people generally cheer for the team, rather than a particular driver. But if you look at it only as fans-of-teams, yeah, it’ll skew incredibly heavily to Ferrari. But if you back it out to a fans-of-X, you have a shitload of fans for other entities (mostly drivers).

Keep in mind, it’s inane to you. Some people don’t want Facebook notifications. Others do. I’ll take them. Also, it’s not screaming for immediate attention, but it is a reminder to go check it out when I want to or have a chance.

Nice logic there. Actually, no logic. “Give it a rest”. Lol.

Because going to jail reallllly let’s you protect your kid, lol. Yeah, lot of good you can do behind bars. Also, enjoy having your kid harassed more because his/her parent is a hothead and went to jail; you think kids don’t make fun of that? Hah, you bet your ass they do.

Dude, get some balls! I don’t understand why people just sit there and take that “punishment”.

Yeah, okay, because people randomly carry lead pipes around. Ooookay.

Hey, and for some of us, we do derive sexual pleasure from it. Now, I would never make an advance or anything, not least because they’re at work and I’m not. It’s the same thing with going to a strip club; they rub up on me, and I get sexual satisfaction because of it, but I don’t touch because it isn’t an invitation…

How does something that feels good while you’re getting it constitute as bullshit? So because I enjoy a massage, it’s bullshit? What about drinking milk? Is that bullshit? How about spending time with my children; also bullshit?