It’s not a Ferrari.

Police discovered a pistol with a spent shell in the vehicle and concluded it was a suicide...

That’s it. I found my booklet and it confirms.

Because it happened to be close at hand:

Don’t the instructions for consoles say not to use them with rear projection TVs? I don’t know the reason why, but it’s something that’s stuck in my mind.

Wednesdays.

I remember watching Easy A, seeing the scene where the whole class was horrified at what Olive had said, and having to think for several moments to figure out what on Earth she’d said. Twot? Twart? Eventually I worked out it was the American pronunciation of ‘twat’ and was quite stunned.

Is that Boris Johnson or Nigel Farage?

Enter Uzick, who says they were “called to dinner in the middle of a game”...

Bad Dudes 2: Battle For Downing Street.

Having spent recent weeks playing Half-Life 2, Half-Life 2: Episode One and Half-Life 2: Episode Two, I’m about to start playing Half-Life 2: Episode Thhhhhh... huh. Hmm. I see. I guess not.

Katy’s uncle works at Nintendo.

Yes, all that talk of people’s outfits and then no picture of what Kristen herself was wearing. It seems a bit odd not to show off. Perhaps she was too busy taking photos of everyone and everything else, or she didn’t dress in period for some reason. Or she thinks we’re perverts.

Wait... all white... is The Stig an Apple product?

...The Last Jedi has been bumped back... ...to December 20, 2019.

Someone looking to cause trouble could legitimately say “Patricia Hernandez used the n-word multiple times. ‘footage showed Kjellberg say the n-word while streaming an online shooter’ is just one example”, though it works better verbally. Ridiculous? Yes, but never let it be said the type of people who’ll try to…

Whenever I see a journalist use the phrase “the n-word” I sigh and lose a little respect. They read or sound like a fucking child talking about *whispers* s, e, x. They are adults, they’re reporting facts, they can use the damn word, and once it’s established what was said they can refer to it as ‘it’, ‘the word’,…

Oh I know the whole saga with the episodes, it’s the mix of numericals and written numbers that I’m curious about. The proper titles are ‘Half-Life 2', and then episodes ‘one’ and ‘two’, not ‘1' and ‘2'. I just thought it odd they don’t match the style. Perhaps there’s a literary rule about differentiating the title…

Continuing my recent trend, I will be playing Half-Life 2: Episode Two.