Pigs might fly. And when they do, apparently they’ll use helipads.

Please be careful with cigarettes and aerosol.

Player Unknown’s Battlegrounds has got me visiting Twitch every now and then, something I thought wouldn’t happen. When I visit Twitch, I deliberately seek out streamers who don’t have a camera pointed at themselves: My interest is in seeing the game played, not seeing the person who’s playing it. But cam-less…

I think this is the first ‘full-length’ article I’ve read on Jalopnik for a while. I’m looking forward to the real-world applications and experience. Speaking of which, is there news of when we can expect to see this on the market, or did I miss it?

Rumours earlier in the year were that is almost what was going to happen.

It’s the simple, obvious, and correct choice. Either that or compliment bukkake. There’s no need to make it complicated.

I remembered it as I was reading, but you brought it up first so you get my star.

Pay X-tra to pay respects.

This was my thought. With Torch being ‘familiar’ (as one can be) with BMW, Mercedes and Audi’s numbering systems, I’d have expected more understanding that it’s all a perversion of the original naming system to make things appear to be ‘better’.

Biggest turnout EVER! PERIOD!

Call it the 24 Hours of Ruins.

There may not always be a news crew standing by to get ratings off of saving your ass.

All the drivers a male, all the front passengers are female. The point of the advert?

Yeah, I guess it was apt. My understanding of the headline gave me different expectations.

Soooo... was it either player’s actual birthday? It’s kind of disappointing if it wasn’t.

Aw, that didn’t end as I expected.

Chicks dig scars.

I don’t remember this movie, is he played by Tim Allen or Martin Short?