AlphonseBrown
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AlphonseBrown

My thoughts drift back to erect nipple wet dreams about Mary Jane Rottencrotch and the Great Homecoming Shared VR Fuck Fantasy. I am so happy that I am alive, in one piece and short. I’m in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.

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30,seriously? Git off my lawn,boy. When I was 6-7 the only dinos I could enjoy were Doug McClure flicks...

Far,far away...

Fools! The Prince is just transcending! See you in 200,Chris! :)

Sly Cooper ripoff...

(Silent Hill theme plays in the background)

Most wasabis -even the fancy expensive ones from Japan- taste like they were storaged in that tank with the chemicals that turned the goon into a mutant in Robocop...

LIFE - OUR PRODUCTS FIND A WAY

Pessimistic according to Tomorrowland equals unwilliness to prepare the Big Macs for the unseen eloi 1% living in its towers of glass.

Just keep Damon Lindeloff away...

First is planaries,then its traffic patters of the lemmings and then we have no mouths (and we must scream).

Tread lightly, she is near

¨MY OWN!” screamed the last Patternized

How sad is it that the Nostromo crew from a 36 year old movie feels way more realistic that this?