Come here, my little monkey!
My little bear, oh, will you stop it? You're just crazy.

Did you know we fart in our sleep? In our sleep. So while we're pretending we don't pass gas during the day, our body is betraying us at night.

Im not sure that it's really "debatable" when the only people who say they are flushable are the ones profiting from them, while there are several documented cases of systems being screwed up by them.

If they're the same wipes you used for your ass, I won't be getting anywhere near them or your moist fingers.