Questioning a religion is not disrespectful. Sure, it's done in a satirical manner, but it is no less valid. Just because you are not allowed to question the imaginary and arbitrary set of beliefs you chose doesn't mean we don't have to. I've heard christians say far worse of other religions on a very regular basis.

The god of the Bible is, frankly, an immature three-year-old who treats humanity like a bunch of toys that don't behave the way he wants them to, even though they're behaving in the way he designed them to be. He expects humanity to worship him and live up to his moral standards, but he fails to meet his own moral…

New York is where I'd rather stay. I get allergic smelling hay. I just adore a penthouse view. Dahling, I love you but give me Park Avenue.

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Sorry to tell you this, but here come the comments from people that will demand that you be open minded about lifestyle choices other than your own, but will crap all over your lifestyle choice in a heartbeat.

It doesn't. I have perfect pitch and i am a shit musician, so there :D

I have a perfect pitch, and sometimes, I feel it's annoying as hell. Whenever you hear a note from any instrument, the first thing that comes in your head is, "that's an A", or "that's a G". It's impressive to some people sometimes, but I think the disadvantages outweigh the advantages. Also, I think that people…

Not really. If you are already a good musician it is a very valuable skill, but most talented musicians don't have perfect pitch. This isn't to be confused with perfect 'relative pitch', which means, once someone know a reference note (i.e. you know you're in the key of G), they can then tell you any other note. …

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My little bear, oh, will you stop it? You're just crazy.

The energy transferred from the impact of a .357 mag projectile (or a baseball bat) will be much like slamming your face into a windshield in a car accident. It will break skulls, necks and detach brain stems and retinas.

How do they breather under those masks? I think they're mostly to scare people and hide identities. Also, if you get hit in the face with a bullet with a mask on - brain damage from impact? How does the soldier wear glasses/goggles?

Methinks his job is safe for a long, long while.

Did you know we fart in our sleep? In our sleep. So while we're pretending we don't pass gas during the day, our body is betraying us at night.

As an airline pilot, I have a problem with the threat of a 22 lb payload into one of my windshields at 38,000 ft & 600 mph.

well seeing as the windows bsod was to report software, and hardware errors that you could look up to correct the issue yourself, it is kind of hard for microsoft to fix that... this is just legit blue, no context, no nothing. so, one would HOPE apple would fix completely random crashes that don't give you any…

Im not sure that it's really "debatable" when the only people who say they are flushable are the ones profiting from them, while there are several documented cases of systems being screwed up by them.

If they're the same wipes you used for your ass, I won't be getting anywhere near them or your moist fingers.

Your milkshake. I drink it.