2017: The Bitches Strike Back

Same, she is life. I will fight anyone who says otherwise. She is a treasure.

I can’t get enough of cardi b, she is deliciously trashy and her instas are hilarious.

I can’t think of worse timing for a release about the sexual shadiness of a filmmaker, done by someone who has been repeatedly accused of sexual misconduct, during a time rife with sexual misconduct throughout the entertainment industry.

Haha, joke’s on you, my mom’s 58 and still gets her period. *quiet sobbing for my genetic future*

Um...I’m an agnostic/atheistish kinda person and I think most religions sound a little nutty when you really think about what its followers believe (virgin birth, son of god being basically a zombie, etc.)...but the fact that she put Scientology in the list with those others is all the confirmation I need that she’s…

They spent money to tell us something we already knew.

Hard pass.

I really hope she beefs with Beyoncé at some point so Twitter is nothing but venomous bees and snakes. Like Australia.

You can’t get sued for defamation for reporting what Tig Notaro said.

History is complex. Individuals are complex.

Do you seriously think there were no people in the 1700s who knew that slavery was an intolerable moral atrocity? Because, uh, history says otherwise.

Why would you call the founding fathers pieces of shit? As Theadore Parker said, “The arc of the moral universe is long but it bends towards justice.”

He is a rich man who eats his steak well done with ketchup. Like a fucking 5 year old. What else do you need to know? He’s a total fucking idiot.

The founders were pieces of shit, pretty much without exception, and I have no problem with tearing down every likeness of them ever assembled. But it does not follow that because Confederate statues are coming down, all statues must come down. Even a very small child knows better than that.

Here in this reality, the president of the United States woke up this morning and tweeted some dumbass shit about how like if you take down cheap, hollow, sheet-metal statues of the white-supremacist halfwits and slavers who went to war against the United States to preserve their power to own people, does it not also…

If only there were some way to keep airlines from selling more seats than are physically available in a plane.

Protesting and resistance WILL affect this man like no other President. If Pence were in charge he would just shake his head with a fake smile and go back to imposing the Dark Ages on America.