Step 1. Grind all flour by hand.
Step 2. Knead Bread like a cat for like hours.
Step 3. Bake bread in the stone oven in your cabin in the woods.
Step 4. Cool Bread and watch for bears
Step 5. Cut Bread with axe
Step 6. Get in your land rover and go to Whole Foods for avocados
Step 7. Go back home.
Step 8. Re-examine your…

“Real America”

Oh Jesus Christ. President Obama has been incredibly restrained in discussing unjustified shootings of Black men by the police. What the fuck is wrong with this moron?

White privilege

So wait, is the hush money why he was never charged with child pornography then? How did police just find this evidence for the trial and do nothing with it?

Money

Isn’t possession of child porn in itself a crime? Why wasn’t he arrested if the police found all that stuff?

Sweet fuck. Michael Jackson was truly a sick shit of a person.

The Pulse massacre has launched Anderson into full IDGAF mode.

I fucking dare the NRA assholes to say the problem is people in Texas don’t have free enough access to guns. I FUCKING DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU.

Cue the religious assholes and their “...but assisted suicide is inhumane!!!” bullshit.

Meanwhile, some exchange student from Kuwait dumped a bunch of personal stuff — copies of passport and visa, health records, banking info, a letter from a property management company saying an apartment would be junked if the tenant did not respond because the lease was up and belongings had not been collected — at…

No need to fill out the form. Just turn your cell phone off, hold it to your mouth and verbally request the appeal. You’ll hear from them soon enough.

“i want to be like a “regular” person and do it in stores!”

There are some legit studies that show if you want to lose weight, buying some cute clothes that fit you at your current weight actually help you not hate yourself, which leads to taking care of yourself, eating/moving in healthy ways, etc.

I’m wearing 16 now and am so bummed. But not so bummed out that I didn’t eat some cake yesterday. Today is another day...

“Factories in China, Vietnam and Bangladesh, which typically make clothes for several retailers at a time, are often not even set up to make clothing in larger sizes, and shifting gears is costly, said Linda Heasley, CEO of Lane Bryant.”

so in the last few years ive gained a lot of weight and am plus sized for the first time in my life and it’s horrible. it’s one of the main motivators to me losing weight. there is no selection, everything sucks and fits like shit.

J.Lo: Are u Ellie?

Not nearly as weird as the alternative, which is John Kennedy rose from the dead to attend a movie screening at the White House.