I don't think she is on The View anymore, is she?

That is an extremely valid point. Way to look on the bright side.

Wait a minute. I thought when you do egg/sperm donation (the surrogate is the egg donor,basically) you are absolved of all the legal crap, namely, support.

Are you trying to tell the internet people they can't have cats? Because that won't work. No one owns homes anymore.

Omg, get the fuck out of here. I cannot with this horseshit.

Can we all just agree on one thing? Shower whenever you want but please wash your nether regions daily. Thank you.

For someone who was SO INTO Madonna in the 80's/90's, I have never been so completely OVER an artist I formerly loved. She just has not succeeded in A) still producing good pop music and B) maintaining her style while still growing the fuck up. I don't mean she has to dress/act like a grandma (that she could be…

I have an ex who can beat this story.

This is the one possible good that could come from this. A mirror to people who think that just "choosing the right thing" is all there is to it.

Who do I have to go down on to get out of the greys around here??

True story: my ex and I were having some intense sexy times. (I am a lady person , she was/is a ladyperson) we were covering all the bases that night. I was down on her and initiated some digital play when I did some very deep work and suddenly felt something out of place.

Marry, Fuck, Kill.

You need a new job with grown ups in it.

Just a wild guess but, I bet sex with you is a dream.

Except that the CDC admitted that this year's flu shot is basically worthless.

Fun fact for you little whipper snapper, as I can only assume you are young with your tight asshole and opinions.

It is just so depressing to think I will have to work until I am 70. I am in my 40's and I am already over it. If I think too much about it I feel suicidal.

"Roseanne is pretty much the best. " No. SO sadly she isn't. She's a radfem :(

I'VE BEEN TRAINING FOR THIS FOR MONTHS

Aw, so sweet. ::pat-pat:: we will let you slide because you clearly have no idea what you are talking about and, are the audience this was targeted to.