I was kinda sorta serious. Thanks for the info!

WTF did I just watch? That's too much weiner.

Ug! What to believe!?

Your usage of words and phrases like " "twat" and "sperm blossom" .... yet... (why didn't you call me a "sheeple"??)

You must be joking. At least half of COV is a shithole with nothing going on. Florence is ok. Cincinnati is 5 times or more the size. Unless you are one of those people from Kentucky that pretends we just have drive by's all day because there are three unsafe streets in the downtown area?

I have lived here the better part of my life and I do not work with or spend time with a single person who is. Those folks are mostly in KY.

You are right about the Bengals. But you can fuck off about our chilli and assumption we are all creationists.

Looks like Kylie has has some work done.......

That's pretty much what it is.

You can have all the opinions you want. (Also, who the fuck was talking to you?) Just pointing out how non-parents are alllways the best parents!

It is also often uttered by people who have no children and generally have no idea what they are even talking about.

Why don't Vine or Instagram videos ever play for me?

The Facebook comments on this make me want to kill myself as a fat person. I am also certain none of the commenters read the actual article.

The people in these comments trying to actually justify that awful haircut in case it's in style next year and they think Dunham will be the trendsetter.

Word.

I recently read a reddit post by a woman who found her husband was trolling reddit with an alt account. She said it was vile disgusting stuff. In his real life, he is a nice person with a job and friends and never a cross word about anyone.

Although this is anecdotal, this amazes me because the women of color I know dress infinitely better than me (white girl) or my white friends, co workers,etc.

*he *him

Wow.

Formatting didn't help me on the last comment. "I hope" indicated to me you did not know. Now, I just know it was for internet points that you claimed ignorance. Good for you!! (psst, it IS the beer. Probably.)