You only have to not smoke crack for a day or so before a drug test and it won't show up. Assuming he had an idea of when they would be administered.

Didn't even have to read the rest of DB today. Joe Francis going to jail with someone telling him he has severe issues and forcing him to at least court order acknowledge them gives me my 5 laughs of the day. Before Couples Therapy I just thought he was a mid level douche with extremely good luck and an extremely…

This is my number one complaint with the (probably mostly white) women who comment at Jezebel. They are so quick to always take on as much white guilt for the cause behind the computer screen and in their collegiate groups of friends. Yet never seem to see how privileged they are to have the education to be so…

Wait, just an observation but, did just accuse this person of possibly being ignorant to something YOU SO CLEARLY KNOW ALL ABOUT then finish it with "Have you never taken a basic sociology course or a US History/Civil Rights course? "

Non-sexual? Did you actually watch it? It was hypersexual from the time she emerged from the bears crotch to the end, grinding on the foam sport hand. She is not a little kid who was just following a routine.

I hate to be the one to over analyse this performance but, someone has to. All I could think was that the only redemption here is if Miley were intentionally thumbing her nose at the systemic pedophillia in Hollywood (especially the big D). A-La 'want kiddie porn, I'll give you kiddie porn!" Unfortunately, I don't…

Right. Because babies don't naturally have perfect flawless complexions.......

That photo was used during her trial, that she sent confidentially to her therapist. SO yes, this is on-going for her and has been.

Chocolate and vanilllla swwwirrrrl, swwwwiirrrrllll........

You would be surprised at how much money amusement parks spend yearly to cover up accidents so that the general public doesn't find out. Not that it should stop people from going....

Farrah Abraham and Amy from Amy's Baking Company seem like they would make great pals. Anyone else agree? I know that's random, they seem so....similar to me.

Wait, is she seriously wearing sweat pants?

I guess we are assuming the author would differentiate "Don't use on your vulva/labia" as opposed to "vagina"-which is widely used to reference the whole kit n caboodle.

How did you come to that conclusion from this?: "

I think it should be heavily diluted if you use it on your lady parts. Perhaps that was what was meant here.

I love Justin more than anyone. But, could they have put more into this other than a bunch of super thin naked women with nothing particularly special in it? Could he have appeared to be happy doing it? Sigh.

If you have these, and I finally see them? I will extra want to do it with you. Just so you know.

I am really not sure why anyone would be shocked that a woman from the deep south who is in her late 60's, has used "The N Word". Maybe I am in the minority but, all family I have about that age range, as well as my midwestern friends and familes ( of multiple colors) probably have relatives who have to be reminded,…

First, I am certainly not offended. Second, I still fail to see how taking a family theme/tradition and continuing it to naming another child is a gimmick. A gimmick would imply they were using it for some marketing purpose, rather than following what their family has already started. This newborn is not a…

Right. Definitely a gimmick and not a family tradition.