Evan reviewed killzone.

It must be hard for you to know everything huh? Seriously man, someone writes nice things about a game that is not on your chosen platform so you have to discredit the reviewer.....makes total sense.

Yup. White men can't say anything. Ever. They should all just shut the fuck up and let you talk, right?

Macklemore's ACLU promo does not make me cringe. Jezebel/Gawker Media's seeming obsession with Macklemore and his failure to be the most perfect LGBT ally on the planet, that makes me cringe.

Really, dude? You're going to insult me for typos? That's just sad.

And you're not opressing him. You're just being a dick.

Hell, the singer on Same Love is an open lesbian who wrote the lyrics to the song herself. He literally gave a lesbian woman the platform to express herself and get her beautiful voice and…

BUT I WANT ONLY ACCREDITED VICTIMS TO VOICE CONCERNS ABOUT CIVIL RIGHTS

This take down is tragically misguided. Jesus. Yes, it was supposed to be funny, and also important. Why are you criticizing such a simple commercial for a great organization like the ACLU? WHY? Because you didn't laugh enough? Because you thought they weren't clear enough about communicating what the ACLU does? Fuck.…

I just do NOT get the Macklemore hatred. Yes, he is a straight, white man who tries to use his influence to bring about social change. We get it - he is privileged! But, I'm pretty sure there are hundreds of other influential musicians, actors, etc. out there with very similar backgrounds as Macklemore's who are…

Wow. We're such a jaded society.

What? It absolutely does. He's the quarterback. He's the coach on the field. He's SUPPOSED to hold his O-line and receivers accountable.

This picture was taken last week in Portland, OR.

Yeah, good for Albert Hanyesworth for essentially stealing $33M. Modern day Jessie James he is.

You know what? More power to Albert Haynesworth.

Power dynamics are completely different. It's not about being a jock. It's about being a man and how success is measured for them. Sports factor into "success" and status for men about 100X more than they do for women.

The thing about "play quality" is that outside of the top teams in any league, the quality of of play comes tumbling down. Honestly, a Stoke City/Sunderland match is no more entertaining than, say, RSL/Portland.

some of my best friends are nigerian soccer players.

I had a shake weight enthusiast give me a hand job once. She placed her hand on my penis and did nothing. After an uncomfortable silence she told me, "This is the part where you shake." To which I replied, "You've got your causation backwards."

that's cause we live forever WOOOO!!!

Games with consequence....horrible.

That's not what I wrote.

That's what you just wrote.

I wrote this:
"The truth of the world we live in is that the things that we do at any time can affect us later, so unfortunately, sometimes I have to think during my 16 off-hours about how my actions might affect my capacity for professionalism during my 8 on-hours.…