Fanboys on the internet are basically hooligans. I'm not talking about your posts or TB now, but even the slightest justified criticism will result in fanboys going apeshit.

But what nobody seems to understand is the futility of fighting Metacritic. If someone takes Metacritic down, somebody else will replace them. Hell, I'm sure business executives had been using a Metacritic-esque strategy way before Metacritic was around. Simply look at a bunch of reviews, and determine whether as a…

Sorry SeikenFreak, but I for one find Metacritic to be very useful when it comes to gauging what games I'd like to play. The use of Metacritic by certain publishers is terrible, but Metacritic is not directly responsible. They could just as well use Game Rankings and achieve the same thing. It's nothing but…

I saw this TotalBiscuits guy on a video recently... What a pompus jerk off... He whines about MetaCritic as a "ALL POWERFUL GAMING GAUGE" that we must "TAKE DOWN" while he demands his opinion to be heard and respected... What a fucking clown... I really hate these youtube idiots taking themselves too seriously as if…

Can anyone think of a good name for the group of people who own stock in him?

Let alone what this has to do in any capacity with feminism, which is supposedly what jezebel is about. The line between jezebel and a women's supermarket magazine is dwindling rapidly.

This is it. The most privileged article ever published on Jezebel. You did it guys. WE did it.

Pigs Collar Zebras, Orwell "Elated"

Some of those references seemed pretty forced.

-.- i thought there was gonna be actual dialog and events in missions that are throwbacks to actual movies, not a player doing his best to imitate them with audio cut out of the actual movies then put on top of the gta audio. wasted time i could spent viewing something else in my opinion.

Yeah no, these aren't references that were in the game, these are just homages the video uploader made. Adding Back To The Future music to a guy driving a car (that looks nothing like a Delorean) in a parking lot? Really? C'mon.

Meanwhile there are actually a ton of real TV and Movie homages put into this game by RockStar. This...this was just kind of lame. Adding music to gameplay that has no intentional reference to anything by the game designers is not GTA having homages

You lost me at the terrible "The Fugitive" reenactment.

The next time some douchecanoe starts in on this, just get a far away, reverent look in your eye and murmur "mmmm....black penis....so wonderful....how I miss black penis...." and then look at him, pat his hand, and say "But I'm sure you're fine."

Campbells soup can. Some serious girth. Unpleasant dick attached to it too.

Not me! That's one benefit of being ashamed of your bodyyyyyyyy!!!

I just wish my damn dog would quit posting them*

Remember, children: it is far better to sit quietly and avoid all exercise than to try something new and risk falling down or getting hit by a football and experiencing five minutes of mild pain.

i'm a woman of color in IT and this is a tricky problem. everybody wants diversity but the thing is, if women / women of color don't apply to tech positions, or aren't qualified on paper, then they won't get the jobs. this isn't as simple as "hire a woman NAO" - this is a structural issue that needs looking at from…