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that may be, but there are a lot of people out there who prefer to sit on a couch, click a button, and have the game at their fingertips. I do both, more consistently a console gamer and less so a PC gamer, but there is 100% something to be said about getting a box that works when you turn it on (the same reason mac

Because maybe you don't play PC? Really? Is this really a question?

Yeah Halo sucked. And Halo 2. And Halo 3. And Halo 4.

How can you possibly compare? If only there was a section of the SAT's dedicated to math...

Please don't aspire to be Ilana. She's hilarious to watch, but my god is she a terrible person.

What kind of phone do you have?

"That is how we roll in Latin America". That's one hell of a generalization.

Then please god, comply. That's fucking disgusting haha

How is assuming a man and a woman would have a child (ya know, the base goal of every single species that's ever existed) "conforming to gender stereotypes"?

Can we all agree that if your hands are that hairy you should probably do something about it?

So basically they eat while cooking?

So let me get something straight...men and women are physiologically different but if we just got rid of all preconceived notions about how men and women are supposed to act we'd all be the same? It still baffles me how anyone can argue that our entire sense of self is due to outside influences with no regard for, ya

There's an "evil wretched Russians" narrative?

Sure do!

Since 99% of the shit posted here isn't remotely funny, they might want to change the guidelines.

Buddy, the irony of your statement is befuddling. Let's replay this conversation:

I've played plenty of 32 or 64 person Battlefield games where it feels like I'm the only one in the map. Having 7 billion players on a map the size of Earth is just as empty as 12 players on a map the size of your neighborhood. It's all about perspective.

How does this stuff get published? No clue what "jingoistic" even means apparently.

You are wrong, without question. It's as simple as that. But keep believing!

First episode was eh for me, but the last three have all been great. I think that's normal though...first episodes are usually for figuring out who the hell everyone is and how they all connect.