"I don't think having a vagina is so funny that you need to base every joke on it."

THAT'S where I recognized his voice from...the guy does a fantastic creeper, I'll tell you that much.

Yup, all the accountants fault. This is America, where personal responsibility doesn't exist.

Gotta agree with this. I like Mindy a lot, but she definitely has the "never grew up" vibe about her. That's the first time I've ever felt the emotions that the photographer mentions when looking at her.

Speaking of pooping stories, one time in high school we were in the middle of playing our heated rivals. It was either the 2nd or 3rd quarter, don't remember, and I had to take a shit like you wouldn't believe. I played fullback and scored on a plunge from the goal line. Instead of celebrating (or whatever it was…

How has no one kicked the living shit out of this kid yet?

Well done doing the exact thing the OP said you were doing. Bravo.

You don't buy it? It's a pretty known fact that the best way to increase salary is to job hop. You make way more money coming externally than getting promoted. This is not new.

As someone who works in the municipal bond business, the term "bravely defaulting" is kind of an oxymoron. Funny how these things come about.

Sorry but "Natte Latte" is one of my favorite business names ever, right up next to a barbershop I saw in LA named "Gettin' Faded".

It's so certain segments of the Jezebel writers/commentariate can point to this study and say "SEE, I'M PREDISPOSED TO BEING OVERWEIGHT, THERE'S NOTHING I CAN DO ABOUT IT" instead of thinking about lifestyle changes that could help get them where they want to be.

hahaha so very true. I'm big boned, I'm gonna eat a cupcake to fulfill my destiny.

You've got to be kidding me.

Then don't expect the discussion that follows to be any more cerebral.

Because you click on it.

""I just have a natural curiosity to find out about companies and how things work in the world, and then get my 15 minutes of fame out of it."

311 hour spent on one game means you aren't devoting your time to other games, ergo you shouldn't be writing for a site that covers more than one game because you would have spent too much time on one particular game to have a fully developed understanding and opinion on all of the other games out there.

Err he was 100-85 as an NFL head coach. That's pretty good.

Literally nothing he said has anything to do with the headline. Clickbait 101.

No, they don't.