Oh, I feel you. I had bronchitis this past winter on top of my asthma, so whenever I went out in the cold, I would start coughing and wheezing uncontrollably. I was trying to exercise anyway one night, and I started coughing so hard, I doubled over and threw up right there on the sidewalk. The guy walking behind me…

Those black Alexander Wang ones are actually pretty cute if you're wearing shorts under them. (She says as if she's ever going to be able to afford something by Alexander Wang.)

There's a big difference between noticing something and intentionally staring. For instance, if someone ran up and flashed you, it would be next to impossible not to notice that they were naked. Don't make this into a thing where people are pervs for noticing that other people are dressed in a way that might be…

It's freaking me out, because it kind of looks like it's made of silly string that someone put in a waffle iron.

Oh my god, the very beginning. "I GUESS people have been asking for this. . ." and the body language. Spot on.

I was picturing something like this. . .

Now I'm thinking about that episode of Seinfeld where Elaine had the friend who wore a bra as a shirt.

Argh, the link isn't working on that first one for some reason. The second one ASOS is calling leggings, not pants-pants, but I see what you're saying about the third one. Kind of a palazzo pant thing.

I'm wasn't arguing that leggings are see-through, or even about what constitutes leggings vs. tights. The person I was responding to said "There are a lot of pants that are made out of see through fabrics," so I was asking for examples of see-through pants, since I've never seen any IRL.

My guess is hipsters. He works at a hotel that also has a "trendy" bar, and that's apparently where he spotted this. I think his words were, "tights, like Robin Hood."

There are pants made of see-through fabric? That people wear out to places like the grocery store, not that they wear only in a fashion show? I'm not trying to be an asshole, I just really haven't ever seen pants like that. I'd love a link so I can visualize what you're talking about.

My husband told me the other day that he has started seeing guys substitute tights for pants, too. We are both praying for the return of the codpiece if that catches on.

It was a 20 minute drive from my house to the school, but the bus route between my house and school took about an hour, since the bus was picking up other students. And the school district didn't have enough buses to pick everyone up at once, so the same bus had to do two different routes each morning and afternoon.…

It's not just kids being lazy. When I was in middle school, I had to get up at 4:50 a.m. to catch the school bus at 5:55 a.m. I was on the bus until 7, then we waited in the gym until 8 a.m., while the same buses went out to pick up more students for "second load." School started at 8:15 a.m. and went to 3:15. Then we…

Aren't these the same ladies who were reading 50 Shades of Grey?

Yep. I totally believe it. My brother and I were talking about this the other day. He was doing the math of how much he was supposed to spend on an engagement ring, and it was something like $4,000. We both agreed paying off a car loan would be a way better proposal present.

Oh my god, I can't wait to go home and look at our copies. I know we have more than one "This Was Your Life."

Yes! My husband has a ton of those. We were looking through them again the other night. "Dark Dungeons" is a favorite, since we're both into D&D, but I reread the one about evolution again and laughed until I cried. Why do Jack Chick's good guys always have a creepy caterpillar mustache?

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Oooh, yes. My husband used to get those all the time when he waited tables at Shoneys during high school. He actually has a shoebox full of weird religious tracts he's found at work over the years, including that "tip."