Right? I feel like it’s really adding to the shitty idea that America is the best/all the really matters. Outside of the US she is HUGE. TBH, I would rather live somewhere that Rita Ora is more famous than Kim Kardasian.

I really don’t get this hating on Rita Ora because she’s famous in places other than the U.S. LOTS of really good musicians/actors/artists/designers/whatever are not famous here. Big freaking deal, the U.S. isn’t exactly the arbiter of good taste.

Rita Ora put out a song that is arguably one of the best pop songs of 2014, I Will Never Let You Down. I don’t think she’s a particularly good actress, but she has the potential to be a good pop musician. & she’s huge in the UK. I Will Never Let You Down is great pop, the guitar riff is so good, very expressive, if…

Like, I want one of these execs to comment on my posts and go, You Got it Dude.

Team Cheers will whoop Team Family Ties.

My second wedding, a beautiful Donna Karen satin gown (40's boudoir), presided over by our Rabbi friend. As Jewish tradition dictates, we retreated from the wedding to "consecrate" our vows. In the old times, it was for the groom to verify the bride's virginity, but as we had our children from previous marriages…

Yup, sure did. I had a dress that I only had tried on once in the store before the big day. Two weeks before, went bra/spanx shopping with mom. We glance at slips. "Do you need a slip?" "I'unno." (I don't do dresses normally. I'm a web developer and pretty much rock the T-shirt/jeans developer look.)

So yes, I put this…

Not even terrible but (entire story NSFW)......Two days before my wedding, I got my period. My period is usually fairly well behaved- first day heavy, tapers off fairly quickly, lasts about 4 days total, move on with life. Not this time. We arrived in Vegas (Vegas wedding for the win) and had sex which made our hotel…

Anyway, let's make a movie about Michael Jackson prank calling Russell Crowe, the end.

"Hello Russell, this is Al Pacino, SHA MOH NAH"

Why didn't he just change the pseudonym he used at hotels?

My husband is also very personally anti-tattoo but shortly after our wedding I got a NMH-themed tattoo featuring a line from "our song" (and also the song I walked down the aisle to).

Quite simply really, just our wedding date in Roman numerals:

Rats are highly intelligent, social animals who spend up to 1/3rd of their lives grooming themselves. After humans, they are the most successful species on earth, given that they consume 1/5th of the world's food supply. They're thought of as dirty and vicious usually because of their (human-created) circumstances.…

Got these before our wedding to celebrate our engagement. He proposed on a mountain and we spend lots of time outdoors camping and hiking.

Husband and I secretly eloped in Key West, came back with fancy new rings and coordinates of the beach we got hitched on.

If I went to buy a car, and Ted Cruz was the salesman, I'd figure I was finally in a universe that made sense (as long as all the positions were already taken by members of the Cheney family wherein one pulls mammoth boulder-like clogs of cooking fat and used anal wipes, from the sewer system.)

Um, 15+6 = 21 , not 23.

I'm 1hr along with a chicken, mashed potato, and gravy baby. I'm so happy! In fact, tomorrow I'm going to do it all over again. It's such a blessing. Such a miracle.