Honestly, I love it. She reminds me of Darlene from Roseanne, and I mean that in the most complimentary way possible. I think she's very genuine.

No, it's a black penis in dickface.

We need the Lisa Kudrow take down of the media from last week's Scandal on loop here

Hate the culture that gives a greater voice to straight white males than it does to people of color, the disabled, the LGBTQ community, and everyone in between.

Don't hate the straight white males who are trying to help change that.

I just do NOT get the Macklemore hatred. Yes, he is a straight, white man who tries to use his influence to bring about social change. We get it - he is privileged! But, I'm pretty sure there are hundreds of other influential musicians, actors, etc. out there with very similar backgrounds as Macklemore's who are…

Apt. And I think even Entertainment 720 had a better business culture than this one.

No joke. Between that and his abiding love of Ayn Rand that guy is

Viewers root for Fitz?

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

I heard that she & Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

I like that you want to teach her respect for her body...that's a tune we can all dance to, but the part about her body being a gift for her future husband is problematic. Her body is hers, it's not a gift to be given, it's not an object to be acquired, it's not a prize to be won. It's hers to do with what she wants.…

Actually, part of what caused the big spike, starting in 1986 (go back and look at health care costs over the past 40 years) was the law signed by Reagan preventing ERs from turning people away. So at that point, we socialized care - requiring it to be given - but there was no system put in place to pay for it. The…

What if we gave our duckfaced n'er do wells the obligation to engage with the real processes of death, to remind them that when someone dies that there is a real corpse and real grief left behind. Death is not an abstract concept. They could take part in a physical and emotional ritual beyond awkwardly lining up to…

No, it makes a presumption that white women and black women seemingly "naturally" mistrust one another because culturally we are subtly raised around the notion that we live in different worlds, which the author is saying is a lingering byproduct of slave days when we did inhabit very different roles in society, with…

Even though the first one was terribly shot with all the shaky camera work, I'm still inexplicably excited for this.

Dear Jezebel,

"If sex stopped being fun I would stop having it." This sounds like a... naive statement to me.

Patty Stanger, you are absolutely right. Crave no attention my island.

I think certain kinda of thongs can be uncomfortable, like the ones that are super fucking tiny in the front. But you can pry my lace no line thongs from my cold dead hands.

Jez doesn't do apologies.