Chris Brown has a singular talent for making it impossible to sympathize with him even if he’s recounting a vaguely traumatic incident from his childhood. You know, like that time he lost his virginity to teenage girl. When he was eight.

If Ronan Farrow isn't Frank Sinatra's son, there's definitely some Witchcraft going on.

So we're in to judging Farrah Abraham now? Slut shaming is ok when it's to her, because why? Is it because she denied that her porno was a porno? Being dumb means that you're shame worthy? She was offered a way to make money without having any skills or putting forth much effort and she's taking it. I've never watched…

Yeah, that was my inital reaction at first but then something felt off, it is that he shouldn't have been talking to her gently at all. He should have been talking to her normally. Don't get me wrong, I think he was coming from the right place but I just don't think he has had enough training. He should literally be…

I also believe that a lot of white women need saving too, mostly from blatant ignorance, but I digress.

I stared at that Wacka Flocka gif for a few minutes. That shit is mesmerizing.

Queens of the bong age? i don't know. can't think of anything concise

Related: this was Tumblr and funnier than almost anything on the roast.

I am posting here to request that every article henceforth be headed with a dinosaur silhouette picture relevant to the content.

You know what I did when I got "tired of the dating scene?" I stopped fucking dating and got a dog, like a normal person.

I feel like there used to a flow, a poetry, if you will (and you will not, perhaps) to the Tweet Beat. And now: so many uninteresting, barely-worthy-to-be-posted once by the original tweeter, let alone repeated here. And no rhythm, no sense of progression or continuity as there used to be? /solamente yo?

"Should of" and "Must of" piss me off almost as much as adding apostrophes to plural words.

I actually disagree. I don't think it's about intelligence, as much as it's about everyday ignorance. It's about truly being devoid of cultural perspective-probably due limited exposure in real life. I'm not defending them. You're right in that it should be obvious why this is inappropriate. It goes beyond "don't be…

You’re thinking about it more than I thought about it when I did it. Like, I didn't even think about it, 'cause that's just me.

If her last name was 'Scientist' this would make sense, but alas, she isn't a 'lady scientist': she's a scientist.

Are you me?

Step 1: Recognize the cognitive dissonance for what it is.

Not to get all Jewel-tastic here, but I love my hands. They are the story of what I can do. I can write and type and cook and knit and take care of babies and make music and hurt and heal and communicate with my hands. I love them, weirdly-wrinkled, spotty, lumpy though they may be.

Luna - Urban has a point and your email to her is both condescending and blatantly untrue.