Just binge watched The Fall on Netflix. It scratched that I-miss-Scully-itch. Can't wait for the 2nd season!

I think part of it, for Paltrow in particular, is the perception of her desperate attempts to freeze her life in stasis.

Domestic violence can happen at all levels of society, to all people. Being rich and smart doesn't automatically protect you from abusive arseholes.

He should wear this always.

Here's our darling rescue pup, a labrabull (Lab Pitbull X - we think). She's the bestest and cutest dog ever!

I had thyroid cancer this summer. Papillary Carcinoma is the most common type of thyroid cancer and has a 96% survival rate. It's very treatable and, after surgery and treatment I'm doing very well. The biggest comment I got when I told people that I was being treated for thyroid cancer was "Oh, you'll be fine! At…

I have had breast cancer twice, the first time at 29. When I should have been planning a wedding, I was planning a mastectomy which left me with a jagged scar and too little skin for reconstruction (that's what happens when your tumor is that big). I have had body parts cut off, been poisoned by chemotherapy, burned…

I can see the "you think you were molested...I loved you....your mother made you remember everything you remember to be true....I feel sad for you because I'm such a nice guy....woe is me, how much this hurts me" writing on the wall.

You're lucky. The cold weather would've made everyone's skin even tighter.

Sorry, Doug. I will be saying a big "HELL YES" to puppy exploitation (if that exploitation includes photo, gifs and videos of puppies not actually being exploited). WHO'S WITH ME?

the gif is sort of NSFW - can we have a tag added when there's a woman's behind (or anyone's behind) displayed?

Sarah Palin, a woman who makes a living preying on the fears of racist white conservatives, has something hypocritical and vapid to say? It must be any day of the week...

wow. just...wow. Did you miss the section on basic genetics in 7th grade science that explained recessive genes?

Taking this as an opportunity/excuse to post a photo of my derpy, sweet mutt. She's great on the agility course except for the tunnel, which she wouldn't go into if it were stuffed with deer turds (her favorite delicacy).

If you're freaked out to bring a gun down with you to the door in the first place you should be freaked out enough to CALL THE FUCKING COPS and wait, away from the door, with your gun if you must, for help to arrive.

I know, I know, travel is hellish, and hellish travel during hellish weather is more hellish. I hate flying, I hate airports, and I'm not too big on travel for travel's sake. I totally empathize with your nightmarish airport experience. I've been there. But step back— you just wrote a whole thing about spending an…

The coldest, saddest puppy in Illinois

As a native southerner, I consider anything below 20 "double pants weather." I literally cannot fathom the cold you all are experiencing. Best of luck to you all, especially those who are unfortunate and may lack the necessities to make it through comfortably.

May I present Jay Mohr?