My dog is a lab, and when she was still a puppy, she broke her collar bolting after a squirrel. For about 2 seconds, I stood there in disbelief with the leash in my hand and her broken collar on the end. Luckily, she was distracted by a jogger with his dog so I didn't have to chase her too far. We moved to a…

Why don't people get this concept?

Um, I got the joke dear, it just wasn't very funny.

I thought it was mundane, flat, and low hanging fruit. But, I get it; you're easily amused.

No, the joke fell flat. If you're going to target a child specifically like that, you better make sure it's funny, and it just wasn't that funny.

You're kind of all over the map here. So, I'm going to focus in on this point: are we going to call every insult about a POC by every single non-POC racist? No. But, that doesn't mean what you find to be a 'perfectly race-neutral' insult is in fact actually race-neutral. As you point out, substance of the insult…

We get what the "joke" is, it just fell flat. See, when adults make jokes, they should focus on targets that will "get" it.

Well, first question is why is an adult insulting a child? What did this particular child DO to be insulted as I don't see many adults running around to insult children? Now, if we're going to focus on "this is a joke on Hollywood's cattiness," why not call last night's it-girl, JLawrence, a cunt who will get the…

No, you're not the only bitter, jaded adult that was "disgusted" with a nine year old girl portraying the signature move of her character that earned her a mother-fucking Oscar nomination. There are plenty of you out there that thinks a little girl who carried a dog purse on the red carpet is totally full of herself.…

"Each of the five women showed up wearing outfits that featured the color pink."

And some people are humorless.

Some people just don't get a joke, do they.

Or make Shelia Jackson Lee a white male like Chris Christie watch the GOP and media swoon.

Have you ever seen the way Chris Christie talks to his constituents, yet he was a GOP folk hero until he said the President did a good job in the Hurricane Sandy aftermath.

Anyone who would send a text that nasty to someone they didn't even have the decency to break-up with face to face after 5 years and financial support has serious problems. It hurts now, but he's the asshole. Change your passwords, keep a close eye on your bank account, and when you feel down about yourself go walk…

That's just stupid. As the system is now, employer based health insurance is employee compensation for services rendered. If we go by your belief that an employer has the right to deny you a blood transfusion based upon their religious beliefs, there is no reason an employer can't dictate how you can spend your…

It sits uneasy with me that companies think they have a right to tell women what they can and cannot do with their compensation which is what health insurance is. Does your boss tell you what you can spend your paycheck on based upon his religious beliefs? And why only the focus on birth control? Do you think these…

Well, I will use this opportunity to joyfully yell "Omg, puuuupppppy!

As someone blessed with the sweetness of a lab, I am always in awe of anyone who can get their lab puppy to sit still for 2 seconds in order take a picture. I have several photos of my dog squirming around when she was a puppy, and even more of her passed out cold on her back like a dead cockroach now that she's an…