You say special facilities, I say barn. What's the big deal about a barn? And that doesn't change the fact that the people who own these horses in question are just run-of-the-mill, average people. But, I digress, yes, some people keep pit bulls in apartments. As a matter of fact, I've had a German Shepard in an…

Look at that vicious dog!!! But seriously, he is absolutely adorable.

Actually, I know many people who own horses that consider themselves average, every day people. So, I'm going to call bullshit on that notion. And although people who live in cities and suburban areas may consider barns special facilities, they really aren't that big of a deal in rural areas.

So, this is in response to Blue_Bandana and all the similar burner comments I've started to see pop-up in threads on Jezebel and Gawker after Adrian Chen's Reddit story.

In my experience, I would not attempt to have a baby while training a puppy at the same time. The amount of work newborns are is obvious. And even though, the puppy stage is short in comparison, it is still a lot of work. I can't remember if it's the first 3 months or the first 6 months that are critical for a…

My dog is a lab mix which I swear are the mouthiest puppies ever. She would chew anything and everything. She tried to chew on our floor boards. It was either crate train or throw the vexing yet adorable fluff ball out the window.

Good thing, and I'm absolutely certain that after 393 years, we'll see your accomplishments shine through like the best boy/best girl your mom swears you are.

Sure

Ok, tell me how old you are now and what you've accomplished and will compare.

Fun Fact: Helen Thomas has done more in her life than you conventionally attractive or not.

Someone on this site or Gawker made the prediction that Mr. Krause was once himself overweight, and has since become a born-again fitness fanatic preaching the virtues of fitness and health to all those he encounters. Whoever made that comment, you were spot on.

Off topic, but am I the only one who is slightly delighted by the thought of Babs and Mariah as good friends? I'm picturing them either sipping tea or swinging back martinis as Barbara laughingly says "Can you believe what that Hasslebeck woman said today" while Mariah cackles "I know! Who says that?"

Maybe the outrage is the ego it takes for one to give his unsolicited opinion to a complete stranger regarding such a personal matter. Basically, no matter what Mr. Krause thinks or how "professional" his email, her weight is NONE OF HIS BUSINESS.

NARC! You're just trying to take away my pot!

Isn't Paris Hilton in her 30's now? I'm not saying you automatically shrivel up and never leave your house once you've crossed that age threshold to inevitable death. But, I don't know, maybe you kind of develop some other interest than going to clubs, getting fucked up, and acting like a 20 year old who just left…

Well, Jennifer Aniston's dog was spot on about John Mayer so there's a prime example of some major bullshit detector right there.

Look, Ann Coulter's thunder has been stolen by the GOP Crazy Ladies such as Palin, Bachmann, and the Helmet Hair Posse on Fox News. It takes a lot more for her to get attention these days so she's got to turn up the stupid shrill to 11. It's hard work you guys.

Hey, it's Friday so if there's a day to suck at reading, it is today.