Well, if the other information I've read about Wendi is correct, Jake was shocked, shocked, shocked to find out Wendi was having an affair with a David Wolf during their marriage. I imagine this made Joyce laugh and laugh and laugh.

I think he's got another 15-20 years to go. So, you can see why she's so pissed.

That's because she found out after she said "I do" that in Rupert's contract with the Devil, he will live to see 100.

First off, mama's gotta do what mama's gotta do.

Wait, I thought we had a special relationship with the British and hated the French?

Has "no problem" come up in place of "you're welcome" yet? I am totally guilty of that.

Oh, I hate that. I had a boss who used to say "it is what it is" all the time. As for your coworker, I'd throw back another cliche at him/her. Something like I'm not sure "what does that have to do with the price of eggs in china." There are millions of them to use.

I don't consider buying porn or going to strip clubs as buying sex. And don't women make up the largest group of porn consumers? I swore I saw that on Oprah.

In 2007, Hope Solo regarding teammate Brianna Scurry's missed goal:

You didn't come out and call anyone a twat or a troll. You were more passive aggressive with "fake ass people" and "bitchy residents." And sorry, but born and raised Hoosier here, bullshit on the Midwest not having their share of fake people. People aren't any more down to Earth there than LA, New York, San Fran or…

"The entire 'LA is so awesome, you're a twat/troll' comments are, quite frankly, silly."

I will take July and August's sunny 90 plus degree weather any day over February's dreary gray 7 degree frigidness. Any day. No questions asked.

I have leather furniture so I use the caps (The Big Cat loves nothing more than leather). Some cats do bite them off, but my cat doesn't have a problem with them.

Those are probably pink caps that go over her claws. You can get them in various colors. I've been looking for the navy blue set.

The Big Cat is a major micro manager. When he's not laying upon my keyboard as I type, he is sitting upon the bookshelves lording over me in order to monitor everything I do.

I like how 16 year olds are mature enough for the sanctity of marriage (but only if they're male and female, mind you) yet they NEED parental consent. Heartwarming.

Exactly. The girl is just now old enough to have a driver's license, and to be legally employed. She still can't vote, join the military, serve on a jury or even have a glass of wine with her "soulmate." And did she drop out of high school to marry this fool? It's just absurd when you start to consider all the…

You know, I walked my dog this morning in my skintight mini dress and 6 inch heels too. But, I ended up flying into a bush when my dog decided to chase after a squirrel. Damn squirrels always ruining my sexy face.

Um, no, we talk about it happening in Africa, Asia, South American as well as Eastern Europe. The fact of the matter is your brain as well as your body is not done developing at 16. Doesn't matter HOW mature you think you are; you simply do not have the cognitive capabilities at 16 that you have at 25. And a couple…

Yes, when I was a kid during the early 80's, probably 10 or 12. I had been at a friend's house and got home before my parents did. I didn't have my keys on me so I decided I'd ride my bike. It was during the summer and late evening. Most of my neighbors were inside eating dinner. This guy on a motorcycle rode by…