I had the misfortune of having to attend college at SIU with a bunch of Chicagoans. I am from Illinois, but live very near St. Louis. I am a Cardinal fan. If I wore my StL cap around campus, I was given endless amounts of shit about how much the Cardinals sucked. I usually just ignored it and moved on. Up to that…

[Zygi]: That's a mighty fine stadium you got there, Minnesota. It'd be a shame if something "happened" to it.

A nine goal game and Tyler Kennedy was a +1, seems about right.

It's still a lot less slurring than the show had from '99-'04

Good goal, but nothing out of the ordinary

Matt Harvey concluded the interview by asking Patrick if he'd like to buy some CutCo knives.

So I read the sex thing and there was absolutely no controversy there. You even admitted that the vast majority of hostesses did not sleep with players. You had one scurrilous accusation that a low-ranking assistant had directed them to but no evidence of organizational intent.

I wonder if this team will eventually end up in Winnipeg, too.

He went to Chelsea because Kia Joorabchian is his representative and demanded higher agent fees than anyone else bar Chelsea was willing to pay. How the hell do you write an article about this saga and not mention that? This is the slimey piece of shit that owned Tevez and Mascherano.

ahh...so the new 538 stands for lbs.

"God, what a stupid idea."

Just to be clear, you just trolled an 11-year-old boy...from a burner account...on a Saturday.

Jungle Bird took to his Facebook page to explain why he didn't score.

After playing with Tebow for so long, you would think he would be accustomed to not receiving passes.

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