somebody tell the NBA about the music playing in the backgorund

and next season we can use "Jimmy Butler is coming for the Chicago Bulls."

ban sports in Chicago

Chicago's meatheads will have a parade that starts at Ditka's in the suburbs and ends at the one downtown.

the 85 bears really do need to go away

how'd united get left off?

"Then they deserved it"-Chicago sports talk radio

This was never a problem for Doug in Omaha, Nebraska.

So David Moyes to Spurs in a year and a half

this is embarrassing. this city really does have it's fair share of horrible sports fans.

DRAKE'S A NEVERNUDE

The week will be spent hyping up Nebraska who will then go out and lose to Wisconsin on Saturday

lost in all this is that Mike Greenberg still sucks

Not if Russell Martin comes this winter (I know I need to simmer the fuck down)

Also, still think Russell isn't up until 2016

If you thought Red Sox fans were annoying, you haven't seen anything yet.

shoutout to capitalizing Word too.

what a basic ranking

Rapoport's tweet reads like the intro to a bad SNL joke.

the vikings from Iceland are the heavy favorite, their coach has already guaranteed victory. How are you going to handle them?