not bad for a show that isn't paying contestants until the Tournamnet of Champions

Jack Swarbrick and Kelly should have been fired a long time ago for their total apathy with regards to incidents to Lizzy Seeberg and Declan Sullivan. Instead we have another off the field scandal that those two "conveniently" knew nothing about.

oh my god +1

The best part about the Ram Rules video is that at 40 seconds there's a guy wearing a Kurt Warner Cardinals jersey

a shower cap? Might as well have been wearing a skirt out there

Greg thinks that it wouldn't be too early if it was arsenal that scored it

yeah he'll be kicked out of school but only once his eligibility expires

Mr. Simpson I haven't been this confident in a case since my lawsuit against The Never Ending Story

The funniest part about the 10 worst Atlanta defeats is that it involves zero Hawks moments

Solid cargo short game there, CR.

This inspired me to listen to the Dellow/Simmons exchange from about a month or so ago. Simmons is saying Bolland is so great because he was on the ice (In game 6 of the Boston series) when the game was tied. What he fails to mention is that Chicago had their 1 and 2 centers on the ice the shift before. Oh well.

Last year, Ryan Kesler (and 7 other NHL-ers) rang the opening bell at the NYSE. Kesler tweeted a picture of the floor and commented on the markets taking a dive as a result, which isn't even a good joke. He still blocked me.

"The Detroit-Oakland arms race is real and spectacular."

a more HQ photo:

(Dwight Howard writes comment, deletes it)

amazing lede

The thousands of empty seats at Miller Park went nuts last night.

When talking about Chicago, Kanye West once rapped, "I met this girl when I was 3 years old." Odds are that the girl was shot over the weekend.

LADY DRAKE

Thanks, Denver Post, for rolling the takes of everybody's dad into one.