Not really related to anything at all important, but: man, I am so tired of hearing about the no-flush toilet paper thing in Sochi. Not flushing toilet paper is common in, like, a huge portion of the world. Including in fancy hotels and stuff. And it is common to have signs like that for tourists. All the journalists…

I have a three-week old baby. So the answer is: Never. You never need to shower.

I shower a different amount of times than everyone else here, and I think we should fight to the death about it.

Interesting. A book full of scraps of things that happened to him. If only we had a word for this . . .

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I teach college, and had a student ask this question recently. She wanted to study abroad for 3 weeks during the summer. I asked "Why not a whole semester?" To which she replied "Well, that's kinda scary and a long time away." My response to her is the same to this article:

When you wrote "icing when you need it," I thought you were referring to cake icing. As in, eating cake icing out of a jar with a spoon, because sometimes you just need it.

I wish I could recommend your post a second time, solely because you have a ukulele.

I was about to post something snarky about this article (like "How to Get the New iOS 7 and Remove Everything New!"), but then decided that there was enough snarkiness on the Internet. So here's a picture of the baby panda at the National Zoo.

Without wanting to sound cynical I think, or at least guess that they're paid per page click on top of a very small base salary, like servers at Applebee's only the page clicks replace the tips. So, the better the writer that you are, the more interesting is your stuff and the more page click$ you get. I have my…

Are you paying a living wage for this job? Or is this another exploitative "you'll get great experience" unpaid/underpaid "internship"?

I'll just stick with my unpaid internship in the Comment Department.

As a tax accountant, please, please, please do not just hand over a box of receipts and hope you can deduct them. Just a simple Excel sheet does wonders. Combine like expenses into a line and hand over the totals. We'll trust you.

Morals are all in your head.

Not intended to be funny. Different people consider different things to be immoral. Morality is not a static concept.

Five?! Where do you live? I would love a $5 soda at the movies!

I'll tell you what's immoral; making a rule that moviegoers can't bring in their own food and then charging $5 for a "small" soda.

I'm impressed that you didn't descend into a functioning illiterate. I had to stop half way through in order to type this comment.

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