@OneTech: best comment of the year

@jeffls: BAWW BAWW BAWW

What? Does that first paragraph make any sense? Without a camera the canvases appear blank, but without a camera the canvases come to life?

@CV-Unknown:

@fdisk: It's very not fair. You are forced to work within the confines of their system. If I'm broke, I'm going to live in the city, and I'm not going to have a car.

Wait... I was under the impression that stuff looked worse on the DSi due to the larger screen without increased resolution...

@Zanzan42: racist much?

@haydukelives42: Whoa whoa whoa there pilgrim. Give them some credit here. This article was 172 characters long. You can't expect a perfect proof-read of something that ginormous.

Very insightful, article Gizmodo! Exactly the top notch writing I come here for!

@ibscpy: laaaaaaaaaaaaame

@Mekklesack: Anything featuring Nicolas Cage cannot also be called "cool"

Battlefield 3? I'm still waiting for Battlefield 1943. WTF EA.

@PhynaeusClaw: baking soda comes in a can?

@Slagathorian: Save the trees and kill the children.: "and they haven't even come close to healing spinal injuries"

@Slagathorian: Save the trees and kill the children.: Meh, a stemcell's a stemsell's a stemcell.

@chefJOSEPH: seconded

@Allegro: And yea, Allegro's math was proven yet again to be inaccurate. And his web browser unable to edit his comment. And so it was written.

@toks1c: And on the third day of the second month of the second decade of the third melenia Helis said unto the kotaku: "Spend time with your son/daughter." And the world became a better place.

Ha, I totally outgrew this phase, but when I was super young I would lie like crazy, as would my friends. I remember drawing imaginary levels to Mario 3, telling my friends who had only started playing them about how insanely difficult the end levels were.

@afextwin: Engadget isn't Gawker...