It was lucky that the BMW fell nose first. With an Audi, it would have been guaranteed.

Set up crowdfunding page for prosthetic-arm-needing tough guy.

Eat nutrient-dense food in quantities that do not exceed your caloric output. 

Hopefully not for those viewing life through standard reality. 

Sounds more like a Hupkakophonie, unless it’s when I beep the first five notes of “Shave and a Haircut” and someone responds with the next two.

Yeah I don’t get all the hate either. This sort of behavior is no different than what other companies do.

Not everyone says to do this, but those who do, do it because they believe it is the optimal negotiating tactic for a higher offer, without the risk of telling a lie. Now if you’ve GOT to take a job from a company that says, “Fuck you, tell us the salary,” then you are already in a sub-optimal strategic…

So, now we won’t be lying when we tell the cop we didn’t know how fast we were going.

Who’s going to buy all this exquisite, artisanal shit if wages continue to concentrate further and further to those who own the means of production, especially if the artisanal shit has no utility, but depends on the greater-fool theory for its value?

Pff. Wouldn’t you if Florida moved next door?

A friend of mine worked in technology at a large law firm and got roped into setting up one of the attorney’s daughter’s computer at the attorney’s McMansion. He parked his new Mazda 3 in the driveway and was promptly told he needed to park it somewhere down the road. The friend suggested it was because of image and…

Rick Allen from Def Leppard crashed his car because he was speeding, but didn’t hurt anyone but himself. No arm, no foul.

As someone who wants an Apple product that “just works” again, I say, “somebody, please poach Jony Ive.”

Says you.

Pre-crashed Mustang...I like. Saves time.

I live in Los Angeles, so I always have ask myself how my jack setup would fare in an earthquake. Also, I never get under the car without at least one person knowing that I am under the car. The idea of getting pinned with no insight as to when, if ever, I might get freed is too frightening to consider.

We’ll stop him!

I think the key word in Canut’s observation may be “resort”. I travel a lot but am not generally a resort kind of person. I would imagine resorts tend to appeal to boorish people to start.

I value my life. Aren’t there any front-wheel-drive-cars and coffee I can attend?

I do this all the time, and quite well, from a hyper-miling perspective. I certainly wouldn’t mind if this technology made the timing available at those intersections that don’t have crosswalk timers. Also, I have to admit that I wish they didn’t exist for pedestrians. I’m one of those pedestrians who believe cars…