"Just to be crystal clear, here are the things about Miley's performance about which I give no shits: ... 2) The sluttiness of her slut-holes. ..."

Well Lindy, you apparently DO give a shit. You have to in order to make a such blatant statement of slut-shaming. Good job, girl! Way to perpetuate the endless cycle of…

Not to make light of a serious situation (I truly hope he gets the help he needs, I said in another thread that Lamar always seemed like the sweetest of that bunch from the little I watched), but this is all I can think of when I read the word "serpentine"...

I am so sad. I like.... Khloe. I can't believe I am saying it. But I do, and I want her marriage to work. UGH. WHO AM I?!

I'm 53 days sober today after years of pain pill abuse, and after a stint in rehab this summer, just want to cry for him. Addiction. Fucking. Sucks. Nobody sets out to become an addict, and ... the guilt and shame I'm feeling now, seeing the mess I've made... ugh. This is their family issue, and I hope he can TCB soon…

"It sounds like the best pre-baby gift you could get your sister would be a session with a certified financial planner who can help her sort out her bills and develop a short-term budget for the pregnancy and a longer-term budget for her child's first few years."

I was 22 and got pregnant. I was much like the little sister, a drinker, smoker, and into partying. I had debts, lots of problems. I moved countries to be with my long-distance boyfriend and almost immediately became pregnant. (I blame crossing the international date line screwing with my b/c and the fact I'd been…

I have a friend whose then-girlfriend decided that having a cat was less convenient than she thought it would be (yes, sometimes cats go to the bathroom in the wrong place, and they meow for food A LOT and shedding happens, because they are living animals) so instead of a) deciding to bond with the cat anyway and/or…

L2 writer's friends are assholes. You don't get to pressure somebody else into having an abortion. That is for the pregnant lady alone. Being pregnant and working on getting your life together is stressful enough, why be an asshole to her? Be supportive, get her some nice giftcards for diapers and other stuff she can…

Damn, the kitten letter triggered a bad memory for me. My brother accidentally killed the most beautiful kitten ever when having a fight with his then wife (slammed the door on her and got the kitten instead). I remember my ex sister in law calling me in tears over it and I started crying too.

I have two young relatives who had unplanned babies in their early 20s – neither were married. I, on the other hand, went to graduate school, got married and had babies after I was firmly established in my carrier.

Ummmm yeah. Tell her. I mean.... I don't even know if it's the "right" thing to do so much as the thing that feels right, to me. If you do it though, don't do it totally anonymously. He duped you too, so you have nothing to be ashamed of. You also run the risk of being outed by him. By all means do what you need to do…

Wow, I can't believe you sent nekkid pics before googling! I am so goddamned old, I tell you what.

I got pregnant (accidentally!) when I was 23, WAY in debt, borrowing money from my parents all the time, not done school, less than six months after starting to date the dad, and before I or the dad had anything resembling a real job. MBP is right, priorities get straightened the fuck out really quick when that baby…

my friends say I ought to pressure her into having an abortion

My husband likes to roughhouse with our cats. I constantly tell him to cut it out but they ruin it as I'm chastising him by freaking loving it, the little masochists. They'll be purring their heads off and leaning in with delight while he pushes them around the floor with his foot / repeatedly pokes them / etc. But…

Good job, indeed. Two things:

YOU'RE a punishment for unprotected sex.

Herpes can be contracted during protected sex as well, since condoms don't cover the entire genital area. Would you consider it a punishment for having ANY sex whatsoever?

You're super gross.

I'm sorry, but you just DO NOT harm an animal. Ever.