It's not self-defense when the car is no longer moving and you've gotten out to assault the other driver who is still sitting in their car in a panic.

Maybe you should educate the people you love BEFORE such a thing becomes an issue.

Your opinion doesn't really matter. The fact is, grabbing someone's phone and smashing it IS assault.

Weak Jimmy joke!

"foam finger bang", well said

I don't know...I'm starting to question my own morality because I was not shocked by Miley's performance at all. When she came out, I actually said, "Well, this will be intentionally scandalous." I mean, her whole schtick is "Look, look, I'm not a little girl anymore! See! See!"

All my cats have different moms.

She licked a teddy bears ass, people. But hey... no big deal right?

Agreed! That was terrifying. Not defending the texter AT ALL, but I held my breath when he reached into her car. It looked like there was a bit of a physical struggle, and what he did seemed very violent.

I'm a lawyer. Also this: http://legal-dictionary.thefreedictionary.com/assault

I don't get why Miley Cyrus' performance and twerking is the worst thing to happen to humanity? Look if my generation's worst issue culturally is that women decide to be more openly sexual than I'm pretty happy with where my generation is. Sure, it might not be in good taste, but honestly this was the VMAs. Nothing…

Your opinion doesn't matter - legally that was assault.

The Smith reaction was actually to Lady Gaga's performance. NOT Miley's. You can even see it at the bottom right of the screen.

agreed 100%. we don't need vigilantes.

The sexual stuff didn't bug me, it's M-fucking-TV, after all. But the props...the props. The entire thing was like: "Guys, someone stole all of our props and costumes. All we have to work with are the toys and craft supplies from the preschool next store. And find some black girls with big butts. GO!" I really don't…

So, here's the thing. Miley was raunchy, but guys (I'm looking at you, Bieber) grab their crotches, thrust their hips, and hump the ground all the damn time and we don't even blink an eye. So, yeah. I'm all kinds of conflicted here. Part of me is wondering where we'll be in 20 years: will it be flat out full frontal…

I'm sad about Lamar Odom. I know some people are saying that this is all a lie being spread by Kris Jenner to make Khloe look good in the divorce but idk. We haven't heard a lot about Khloe and Lamar lately except for rumors about Lamar cheating and being aggressive with a paparazzi. Seems like things someone on drugs…

Miley is like that 18 year old who's just discovered ecstasy, who is talking about how rad it is and how its changed her life and that she just feels like she's a more organic part of the universe now man, while her older brother has to sit there and listen to her shit whilst pretending that he wasn't taking it and…

I don't kare for the trashians, but khloe holds a special place in my heart (she's a door holder- she holds the door open for strangers), she deserves better than Lamar, he needs to be gone.

Can we talk about how awesome it is that the VMAs took a straight forward "Gay rights are human rights" stance (or at least they let Macklemore do it) instead of obsessing over how bad Miley was? Seriously, how wonderful for young people struggling with their sexual identity to watch something so widely viewed that…